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  1. buzz's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by cinda
    Why is 7 the most feared number?
    Because 7 8 9.
  2. cinda's Avatar
    Why is 7 the most feared number?
  3. ashauler's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by buzz
    Doesn't speak English... is he even legal in this country? What's the phone number for poodle immigration?
    I got a number for ya. 7.....the most feared number in existence.
  4. buzz's Avatar
    Doesn't speak English... is he even legal in this country? What's the phone number for poodle immigration?
  5. ashauler's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by buzz
    I won't pretend like
    that didn't hurt my feelings.
    Stanley's a poodle.
    Now you're insulting my best buddy who doesn't speak english. Prepare yourself.
  6. buzz's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler
    Better, maybe, less stupid.......no.
    I won't pretend like
    that didn't hurt my feelings.
    Stanley's a poodle.
  7. ashauler's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by buzz
    You know what's better
    than stupid poems about spam?
    Haiku's about spam.
    Better, maybe, less stupid.......no.
  8. buzz's Avatar
    You know what's better
    than stupid poems about spam?
    Haiku's about spam.
  9. ashauler's Avatar
    Spam ain't ham
    but I like Spam
    all crispy
    with eggs


    Rhyme, poetry, meaning, commerce....all in one.
  10. craig's Avatar
    William Shatner doing a rendition of Monte Python's spam song!

    OK, maybe not ...
  11. Eville's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by buzz
    Ahh, now I see it:

    Awaiting to smoke
    the AVO 85th

    Limited Edition
    Anniversary

    Cigar.

    I like sticking
    to the cigars

    I like but

    every know
    and then like
    to try a new

    brand.
    This sounds much more poetic if you read it in William Shatner's voice.
  12. ashauler's Avatar
    free donut holes
    I like but

    Kirstie gives
    not

    free donut holes
    spam
  13. buzz's Avatar
    Ahh, now I see it:

    Awaiting to smoke
    the AVO 85th

    Limited Edition
    Anniversary

    Cigar.

    I like sticking
    to the cigars

    I like but

    every know
    and then like
    to try a new

    brand.
  14. mrtr33's Avatar
    You uncultured bastard. Poems don't have to rhyme. Think of William Carlos Williams' The Red Wheelbarrow. Interpret and comment on the following obvious topics touched on with the following poem:

    so much depends
    upon

    a red wheel
    barrow

    glazed with rain
    water

    beside the white
    chickens.

    I interpret life, death, global socioeconomic conditions and the price of Kirstie's new donut holes.
  15. buzz's Avatar
    That poem sucked. It doesn't even rhyme.
  16. ashauler's Avatar
    spam...spam....spammity......spam...spam