There were voices coming from my garage where I have an efficiency apartment that I occasionally rent to unsuspecting drifters. The girl who resides out there now seemed nice enough until last night. I walked past and could see several cars in the street and as I approached the garage I smelled incense and saw the flickering of candles. So naturally I decided to invade her privacy to investigate. I entered through a door within the storage room and quietly looked in. It was what I could only describe as a coven of modern day witches! They were chanting in Latin while smearing the blood of a dead chicken in the shape of a pentagram. I was alarmed but also kind of turned on because some of these chicks were HOT! One of them saw me and that was it. They were after me with blood in their eye, literally. However, at the last possible second, I saved myself. You see, everyone knows that Wolfbane keeps away werewolfs. Everyone knows about garlic and the detrimental effect it has on vampires. But hardly anyone outside of the fine folks at Drew Estates know that Acid cigars can completly repulse witches. As they scattered I returned to the apartment where I wondered if the chicken blood could be properly cleaned from the grout lines. But what about the cigar? An Acid Maduro; devilishly good.