I was just relaxing the other night when who should arrive for a visit.....Fark. He had brought a young lady with him and she wondered if it would be alright if her dog came in. I agreed and hinted around that perhaps she and her dog could initiate some sort of "performance" for Fark and myself. She eventually agreed and I cleaned up afterwards. Still feeling a bit tense I lit a Macanudo and reflected upon what I just experienced....and YES, Fark went home after the show.