Now, last year I had a very bad experience at an Irish household. The reindeer were totally clustered all night. Blitzen was blitzed and Dancer & Prancer... well nevermind, and Mrs. Claus kept texting me with messages too long to fit into one message. And then... I come to the Murphy residence...

Ho Ho Ho! Merrry Christmas Roham! There are some on the board who would call you a bad boy Roham! But don't worry Santa knows better than that. I understand that you have an slight affection for the work of Leon Jimmenes and for the fine cigars of Cuesta Rey and La Aura. Well those are...

Dear Santa, I thought you almost forgot about me, but then I thought how bad I was all year. Then BAM....down the chimney came a very special box loaded with goodies. I will enjoy everything you sent! I wish you and your family a very safe and happy holidays! Cajunblaze

So Santa's been wondering have you been a good little Mailman this year or should Santa deliver you package to the wrong address? We of course know you'll be getting your Black label Thompson's and you Phillies but along with those and the lump of coal Santa is at a loss. You're still fairly new...

Ho Ho Ho I see your fan of box pressed cigars and Cake. Is there a special type of coal you want in your stocking this year? The elves have been working overtime collecting reindeer rockets. Santa

Thank you, Santa for the wonderful smokes and the cheese and sausage sampler. Looking forward to breaking into both this weekend.

Santa has been to busy to do any real recon on you this year -- what with Mrs. Claus' vaginal rejuvenation surgery :smiley20: and breast augmentation :smiley31: -- both of which were tremnedous successes... Anyways, rest assured Santa has some goodies in his bag for you -- but not the ass-less...

Hmm. I don't remember a denver24 from like other years. It's like you just appeared! Are you sure you're not like loggin' in to ol' Santa under multiple user names?? Ok, well whatev - What can Santa bomb your abode with this year?? Oh yeah you might want to update your wishlist thread. I'm just...

So, FactoredReality, I see you like your homebrews and an occassional Grand Marnier with a nice cigar, what are your favorite beers/liquors? Any smokes you've been dieing to try? I've got a nice selection of Primetime's picked out for you with all of the flavors. How about some baked goods? I...

I've been checking my list and had to stop to go and wipe the tears from my eyes when I got to your name, Man oh Man have you been bad. That might work for you and the family, but for Santa, that isn'r gonna fly:smiley3:. I was working up my list, but I notice that I am fresh out of bags, so I...

Well, well, well. What do I have here? Who’s next on Santa’s list? Are fucking kidding me? How the hell did Kevin7 make my list? The world has completely gone to shit if I have to deliver that knuckle dragger some primo cigars. Candy yes, but Kevin7??? Kevin, no offense, I think you’re...

Basil...oh Basil! Santa understands that you've been tormenting newbs all year and thinks that calls for a 5er of Pineapple White Owls:smiley11: and a lump or 2 of coal... maybe Santa can throw in something else for ya?:smiley2:

Ho Ho Ho Cigar Smoker youngen, I see you've some how sneaked on to the good list this year. Despite my doubts of how you've behaved this year I think I'll have to throw something your way. Just for a change I'll let you pick between White Owls and Dutch Delites. If that doesn't toot your...

What does a smelly hairless rat like you want this year? How about some limburger cheese like last year? Oh wait, I think you might need a dictionary or a steeder to steed your ......nevermind Mrs Claus may read this. I did hear, you always have urges to stop at gas stations to pick up a couple...

Santa has been watching you but my crystal ball is getting old and tainted. What on this earth could a Pastor from the Great Northwest want for Christmas? I know you like cigars or you would not be here. What kind of cigars do you enjoy? What do you do with your spare time besides writing...

Holy Fuck Santa!?!?!?!!??!!??!! For being such a sloppy old drunk bastid (as CC would say), you really do know what people want for X-mas. That was over the top old fella. I must have been super good this year. Come to think of it, I kind of was... Thanks for blowing me away with your...

Ho Ho Ho, bad bad badwhale. I've been doing a lot of whale watching as of late and your name is fitting!!! If you don't change your ways soon, I'll auction your number/address off to the highest whale hunting bidder! Wouldn't be the first time I'll have to aid and abet the hunters, and mount the...

Well now, I see it tis about time that Ol'Saint Nick listens to heftysmokes' cigar wish list for the year. So how about ye come on over, sit down, an prop up those feet an tell Ol'Saint Nick what it tis ye want. Lanceros, Torpedos, Maduros, Flavored, Full bodied, Black n Milds? What spirits and...

I understand you're a rather big mofo, so no sitting on Santa's lap. Go stand over there in the corner a second... Let's see here....wife knocked up....Naughty....check. Ok, I have a grocery bag of coal for you. I'm done. Kinda ironic to get coal down there, don't you think? Ho Ho Ho! ...

Silencei2 - I see you have a very fine taste for some very fine cigars. I can think of none finer than the smooth Machine-Made cigars of the Dutch Masters. Do you like a more Robusto or Longer Machine Made cigar. Darker or lighter wrapper. I don't want your Christmas to be a silent night so if...