About Spanky

Biography:

Just your garden variety smartass

Location:

Chicago, IL

Bio:

Traveling to places with great food and adult beverages fills up most of my professional and personal time. I collect wine and various spirits to the point where people are beginning to think it's a problem- less so when I share however. I frequently get told I'm an asshole, especially by my mother so I proudly wear that title. Other than that I enjoy getting outside and hiking, sailing and camping whenever I get the chance. Unfortunately since I live in Chicago I mostly find myself going to see live music, watching movies and wondering where the hell I can enjoy a good cigar without raising the ire of the Lincoln Park trixies who have metastasized into Lakeview, Bucktown, Wicker Park as well as the West- and South-Loop.

Occupation:

Buying and selling, preferably buying low and selling high.