Hope you enjoy mud bug.
Type: Posts; User: Secret Santa
Hope you enjoy mud bug.
Uh Oh I think you got Badwhales box ,shit man hes gonna be pissed when he opens your box.:smiley36:
HO HO HO!
Glad you liked them, Buzz! Sorry the Ferrari didn't make it... It wouldn't fit in the sleigh, so I decided to just drive it over. Bad idea... Those damn Louisiana State Troopers just...
The gift will be a bit late getting out. Rudolph got a hold of a bad burrito and nobody wanted to be behind him pulling the sleigh for a couple of days. He is all good now so we will take flight...
Oh great, my elves must have made yet another mistake, sounds like you got the wrong package. Just put everything back in the box and leave it by the chimney. I'll come back tomorrow night to pick it...
Ho Ho Ho!!! Well little feller you got it! You will surely be surprised. :smiley15: There were a few spent butts in Santa's ashtray that the elves were more than happy to disassemble and roll you...
Well, glad to know I had it right on the bourbon and full smokes.
So, from looking through some of your posts over the years, it appears that you like fast cars, gut-rippers, and roasted ass-hat....
Since I see you when you sleep and know when you are awake you must be fully aware that I have been watching you cheat your way through this fantasy football thing, right? A billion dollars, world...
Come have seat on Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. Whoa, hold on a minute there, on second thought just have a seat on the floor there, and please leave your pants on! Don't...
Little Buzzy,
Mrs. Claus and I have scoured your history, in hopes that we might find out which Cs, Js, and Ts you are referring to (there are exactly 3,472 possibilities including those...
Word on the street is that you slaughtered 150 lbs of reindeer and then ate it all by yourself without sharing. Honestly I've thought a time or two about offing Dancer so I can't fault you for the...
I guess the king has all he wants this year. Don't fret beefster, Santa will still drop something under your tree for you. As part of my duties I must drink lots of milk that the kiddies leave me,...
You have good taste. Ill see what I can scrounge up LOL PBR and Swisher Sweets for all
Or you could trust me and pick whats behind door #2 :smiley15:
C, J, T, and Padron... Hmmm.... Ok, so one Captain Black Cherry, one Joya del Jefe, one Thirteen, and one Padron coming right up! Had to get Mrs. Claus to help with that! I never would've figured...
Yep I got big daddy Santa status. M.C. Is a pro T-bagger. Who do you think is going to take care of the Lewinsky dip for me. And don't get me started on the things she does to my candy...
Well well well it seems I have drawn you as my secret Santa ,poor bastard . Tell me what you like to smoke and drink. Sincerely ,Panty Claus
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So, what can Santa drop down your chimney this year big guy?
If I remember right, you kinda like bourbon, as long as it comes in a glass bottle, and you're kinda partial to fuller smokes, like...
Santas f-ing Ipad is grammatically challenged and some times it slings out ambiguous phrases and wording. That dirty little shit Jobs gave it to me but before he did he made it stupid. All cause he...
Hello there little buzzy. Have you been a good boy this year? Have mommy and daddy had to spank or punish you lately? Don't lie to Santa... I see you when you're sleeping, and know if you've need bad...
Yes yes I'm sure you would be happy with any of those. I was thinking of something on the strong side, you being a rusty old mud bug and all. The last time I flew over Baton Rough I almost got shot...
Santa had a few to many with the orgy elves last night and posted this in the wrong place.
Well tell me there Mr. all bottle no throttle. Just how good have you been? What might be some of your...
Wait sorry, on this forum you call yourself the King of Beef. Ho Ho Ho! My elves were just reading some of your witty, yet somewhat disturbing posts on that other board you frequent and I got...
Well tell me there Mr. all bottle no throttle. Just how good have you been? What might be some of your likings. Hmm... how about some nice 1/2 smoked white owls? I'll have some of my elves burn them...
I hope the elves can find my pallet of 3' destroyers...(hic)
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