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    Hello everyone, I got a call from Shelby today. ...

    Hello everyone, I got a call from Shelby today. He asked how I was doing, and I told him a few things that have been on my mind.

    Back when I was last on vacation, I went back to the doctor after...
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    Yep, I am usually a gentleman, but have told some...

    Yep, I am usually a gentleman, but have told some women to start acting like they're equal if they expect to be treated as equals. There are some very mixed messages out there.
  3. Basil stop being modest. You forgot the other...

    Basil stop being modest. You forgot the other meat in your diet - asshats who come in here acting like a dick and/or selling cigars.
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    Sorry lil buddy, but I toldya June was a stretch.

    Sorry lil buddy, but I toldya June was a stretch.
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    Ok I figured it may as well be here. This is my...

    Ok I figured it may as well be here. This is my 2000th post, woo-hoo. Over three years of mayhem, bad behavior and a little asshattery thrown in for seasoning makes one hell of a dish.

    OK off to...
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    May starving, flea-infested weasels be jammed in...

    May starving, flea-infested weasels be jammed in his pants and then pants stapled to his flesh with an industrial strength stapler.
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    If my next vehicle is a truck (still undecided)...

    If my next vehicle is a truck (still undecided) I'm leaning towards a Titan or Tundra. Both are sweet vehicles indeed.
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    It's tradition, and most businesses are super...

    It's tradition, and most businesses are super conservative about dress as they're scared to budge an inch as they're afraid they will open Pandoras box.

    I'm all for burning neckties. The chicks...
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    We should start up a noob Guantanamo where we...

    We should start up a noob Guantanamo where we check them for illegal and dangerous substances which we could confiscate - you know, tobacco beetles, entertainment magazines, any mass-marketed...
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    Well crapola, Rockets let me down. I'll shoot...

    Well crapola, Rockets let me down. I'll shoot you the sticks early next week, 3 premium sticks that I love and I hope you like them too.
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    How the hell can you surf porn without using both...

    How the hell can you surf porn without using both hands? I don't see a hand available to hold the cigar.
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    Why, is that a crime? I substitute pork rinds...

    Why, is that a crime? I substitute pork rinds instead of cheetos. Nut scratching is a left-hand operation, and pork rinds and cigar are manipulated by the right hand. And if I meet anyone later, I...
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    I usually try to put some twist on their call to...

    I usually try to put some twist on their call to give them a hard time.


    Hello, we're selling light bulbs to raise money for....

    Please (sob), oh my god (sob), I can't believe this...

    Sir?...
  14. I just got my smokes. I am in hog heaven. Going...

    I just got my smokes. I am in hog heaven. Going to try to post pictures tonight!!!
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    I hung out at my shop about six months before I...

    I hung out at my shop about six months before I became a "core" group member. I sat around, minded my mouth, didn't piss anyone off, made it clear I was here to stay, smoked my cigars, and was as...
  16. It would be worth it to hook up somewhere and...

    It would be worth it to hook up somewhere and smoke the shit out of some of my shipment. Texas Herf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    How 'bout dem Rockets? I didn't get my hopes up,...

    How 'bout dem Rockets? I didn't get my hopes up, but my oh my what a surprise, they pulled one of in SLC. Just one more and my hopes will go up!!!!
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    Chris sleeps with a laptop on this pillow. And...

    Chris sleeps with a laptop on this pillow. And takes it to the bathroom, the garage, wherever he is going. How else could he be online so much?
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    I love the shop where I hang out constantly (and...

    I love the shop where I hang out constantly (and work at least once a month). I spend about 85-90% of my money there. I do one or two big buys of several boxes every year online, but usually stuff...
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    ummm yeah, I just remembered a really disgusting...

    ummm yeah, I just remembered a really disgusting scene in that movie. Pesci has this guys head in a vice, and mentions that he's one tough customer, since he didn't crack even when they pounded...
  21. Heh, that I will do, for sure. According to...

    Heh, that I will do, for sure. According to Brown (what can Brown do for you?), they will be arriving around Monday. If you hear a loud cackle and unbridled screams of glee on Monday coming from...
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    So whats your favorite Blue Bell? I'm currently...

    So whats your favorite Blue Bell? I'm currently loving Chocolate covered Cherries but my wife loves Strawberry Cheescake.
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    Too bad you don't carry the Oliva V lancero -...

    Too bad you don't carry the Oliva V lancero - I've been looking to buy a whole box, but I see you only carry two sizes, neither the lancero. :smiley19:
  24. Ok thanks for the feedback. I DVR a few shows I...

    Ok thanks for the feedback. I DVR a few shows I really like so dependability of service is important to me. I may just cut my service back to basic cable as that is all I really watch anyway.
  25. Comcast sucks sour frog ass - looking for recommendations on a new service

    So after Comcast bought Time Werner Houston, our service gets worse and worse. Poor reception, hours upon hours of outages and lost signals. So finally I decide to cancel all my movie packages and...
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