Happy Birthday SixPackAsshat!!

**CoventryCat86** · 12-02-2009, 01:45 PM

Today is SixPackSunday's birthday. He claims to be 23 years old but I think he's more like eleven.

This toad came here about a year ago and was one of those who refused to use his "Shift" key when posting. Many of us thought he was Sid( bigpoppapuff) sneaking back in here under an assumed name because sid was doing a lot of that right around that time.

Around February of this year, we pretty much ran him off and he settled in over at poof.com where he spread his asshattery around that place like there was no tomorrow. He was making fifteen or twenty posts a day then, all of a sudden in April of this year his disappeared.

Turns out he scammed a bunch of the sheep over on poof, stole their money and has never been heard from again.

So here's to you SixPackAsshat,

we recognized you right away for being the absolute PIECE OF $HIT lowlife that you are!

You also were highly successful in proving our point that cigar sites like poof who welcome pond scum like you are exactly what we say they are "Toilets" with so many turds floating around in them, anyone who posts on boards like that can't help getting $hit splattered on them just by even logging in at places like that.

The list of boards like that goes on and on but we all know that puff.com, stogiechat.com and botl.org are easily the top three!

So again SixPack, a big shout out "THANK YOU" for you just plain being you!

**buzz** · 12-02-2009, 02:17 PM

This is exactly the reason that I joined this site. I was looking around at all the other sites for cigar smoking and this site seemed to be the "hardest" on new members. To me, this is an excellent thing when you have a virtual community that is built on trust. Everyone here seems to keep each other in check, and by eliminating the scam artists early, the passes, trades, contests, etc. seem so much safer. It is refreshing to be a part of an online community where I don't feel like someone is going to ruin my day by scamming me out of $50.

Then again... Jamie is sending me free cigars... I think I can trust him, right?

-Buzz

**badwhale** · 12-02-2009, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by buzz

This is exactly the reason that I joined this site. I was looking around at all the other sites for cigar smoking and this site seemed to be the "hardest" on new members. To me, this is an excellent thing when you have a virtual community that is built on trust. Everyone here seems to keep each other in check, and by eliminating the scam artists early, the passes, trades, contests, etc. seem so much safer. It is refreshing to be a part of an online community where I don't feel like someone is going to ruin my day by scamming me out of $50.

Then again... Jamie is sending me free cigars... I think I can trust him, right?

-Buzz

More noteworthy, is that he has your address now

**ashauler** · 12-02-2009, 02:49 PM

How did I get dragged into a thread honoring SixPackSunday?

Oh, and btw, all you have to do is write cancel on the bill and those pesky magazines will stop showing up Will.

**cigarsarge** · 12-02-2009, 05:13 PM

Happy Birthday Six Pack!!!

**CoventryCat86** · 12-02-2009, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by buzz

This is exactly the reason that I joined this site. I was looking around at all the other sites for cigar smoking and this site seemed to be the "hardest" on new members. To me, this is an excellent thing when you have a virtual community that is built on trust. Everyone here seems to keep each other in check, and by eliminating the scam artists early, the passes, trades, contests, etc. seem so much safer. It is refreshing to be a part of an online community where I don't feel like someone is going to ruin my day by scamming me out of $50.

Then again... Jamie is sending me free cigars... I think I can trust him, right?

-Buzz

Funny you mention that Buzz because many an asshat has left here whining to Hex saying that.

I think that most of the people who have been around here for a while welcome members with open arms BUT we generally don't give the backslaps, high fives and reach arounds to people at first just because it seems like the "nicey-nice" thing to do.

While many an asshat will argue, I also don't think we have a buncha "FOGS" here who bully, intimidate and pick on people for no good reason. If someone's getting a face full-o-crap from one or a few of the people who've been here for a while, then 99 times out of 100, there's a darn good reason for it and the story behind it is usually an interesting or a funny one.

**CoventryCat86** · 12-04-2009, 06:17 PM

This thread was useless without pics so here ya go, SixPackAsshat in all his glory (his "popped collar" contest on poof.com

). What a dork...

**cigarsarge** · 12-04-2009, 06:41 PM

Looks like Andrew Dice Asshat.

**MarineOne** · 12-04-2009, 11:37 PM

LMAO !!!

Incredible what some people try to pull these days.

Kris

**Kenyth** · 12-07-2009, 09:29 AM

You know, I think I remember when double Polo shirt with popped collars was in. I was in high school during the mid-eighties. Don't tell me it's back in! Perhaps only with asshats?

**MarineOne** · 12-07-2009, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by Kenyth

You know, I think I remember when double Polo shirt with popped collars was in. I was in high school during the mid-eighties. Don't tell me it's back in! Perhaps only with asshats?

But is he 4 popped collars cool?