Hiccups
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What the heck did you do that for?!!" the man screams.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
The man says, "No I don't, but my wife out in the car still does!"
Corresponding Authority
I think I first heard this when I was in high school back in the 1970s....
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"
Whipping Snappers!
Hey Bill - lighten up. This one only comes around once a year to post old jokes. There's no harm in that, right?
"Watch me become powerful and wealthy before your eyes. My name will be remembered by many when I am gone. And when I am at that final curtain call, I'll have a big fat cigar in my mouth showing everyone who's the boss." - Young Furbee
"Your strong accusations and your offenses will be send to the corresponding authorities." - Daisy
"You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. f!@#$ you bye" - Cigar Goofy Guy
The harm is that they really aren't that good of jokes. They are the kind of jokes that once you read the punch line you want your 2-3 seconds back.Originally Posted by ggiese
Believe Dat!
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