I got a "pre-declined" credit card in the mail!
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The Economy is so bad...
I got a "pre-declined" credit card in the mail!
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
"I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me."
~Edward G. Robinson
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"Ain't nothin' better than a damn good cigar."
~EdgeMan
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"Keep Austin Weird!"
~Unknown (probably a drunk on 6th street)
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....a picture is now only worth 200 words.
...Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
...that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said, "What a coincidence! That's just what we were going to ask you!"
...my ATM charged me $3.00 and gave me an IOU!
...Hot Wheels stock is now trading higher than GM.
"Watch me become powerful and wealthy before your eyes. My name will be remembered by many when I am gone. And when I am at that final curtain call, I'll have a big fat cigar in my mouth showing everyone who's the boss." - Young Furbee
"Your strong accusations and your offenses will be send to the corresponding authorities." - Daisy
"You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. f!@#$ you bye" - Cigar Goofy Guy
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...that instead of a coin toss at the beginning of this years Super Bowl, they are going to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
"Watch me become powerful and wealthy before your eyes. My name will be remembered by many when I am gone. And when I am at that final curtain call, I'll have a big fat cigar in my mouth showing everyone who's the boss." - Young Furbee
"Your strong accusations and your offenses will be send to the corresponding authorities." - Daisy
"You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. f!@#$ you bye" - Cigar Goofy Guy
lol Funny only cause it's probably trueOriginally Posted by ggiese
"smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud
"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa
“The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
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Oh - we were supposed to put funny stuff in this thread? I thought we were talking about things we've observed.
"Watch me become powerful and wealthy before your eyes. My name will be remembered by many when I am gone. And when I am at that final curtain call, I'll have a big fat cigar in my mouth showing everyone who's the boss." - Young Furbee
"Your strong accusations and your offenses will be send to the corresponding authorities." - Daisy
"You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. f!@#$ you bye" - Cigar Goofy Guy
Now That's funny !!!
It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
~ Gerry Adams
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EdgeMan's lost his edge!!! He drops a coupla funny lines in this thread and runs!!!
I think it's those girly glasses he's wearing...
"Watch me become powerful and wealthy before your eyes. My name will be remembered by many when I am gone. And when I am at that final curtain call, I'll have a big fat cigar in my mouth showing everyone who's the boss." - Young Furbee
"Your strong accusations and your offenses will be send to the corresponding authorities." - Daisy
"You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. f!@#$ you bye" - Cigar Goofy Guy
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...I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
...if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask them if they meant you or them.
...the highest paying job in town is jury duty.
...I saw a polygamist with only one wife
...wives are now having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.
...a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
...movie stars are now adopting children from America.
...7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure
...Angelina Jolie was forced to adopt a highway instead of a child.
"Watch me become powerful and wealthy before your eyes. My name will be remembered by many when I am gone. And when I am at that final curtain call, I'll have a big fat cigar in my mouth showing everyone who's the boss." - Young Furbee
"Your strong accusations and your offenses will be send to the corresponding authorities." - Daisy
"You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. f!@#$ you bye" - Cigar Goofy Guy
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