It was So Bad It Gave Me a Nightmare

**themadwacker1** · 06-09-2011, 05:59 PM

I don't post to often but about two weeks ago I was doing some tree cutting for my in-laws after a big wind storm & at about lunch time I cracked open a cold one & clipped a smoke, someone had given me about 10 of these sticks & so after about 6 months in one of my humidors I thought I try one........well if you have ever took a dog turd warped with news paper & then dipped in some lacquer you would then have this piece of shit that I smoked

I couldn't stop thinking about it since then & last night I had a nightmare & sure enough I was smoking this thing & worms, maggots & small bits of teeth were falling out of the cigar!! WOW what a bad dream...& the name of this shitstick Don Osvaldo

Rene

**nhcigarfan** · 06-09-2011, 06:48 PM

Mmmm sounds tasty. Not sure of the brand by the band. Hard to read.

**Cigarbear** · 06-10-2011, 12:44 PM

Kind of looks like one of the gas station dog rockets I smoked in college

**mrtr33** · 06-10-2011, 06:09 PM

I prefer a toothy cigar.

**themadwacker1** · 06-10-2011, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by mrtr33

I prefer a toothy cigar.

Yup.........

**CoventryCat86** · 06-11-2011, 01:14 AM

Those are Thompson bundled cigars.

I think 40 of 'em go for less than $30.00, that's cheaper than the shittiest of gas station cigars.

I hope you didn't pay money for that garbage and it was gifted to you by someone who either didn't know better or if he did know better, he's someone you need to take off your Christmas card list.......

**themadwacker1** · 06-11-2011, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

Those are Thompson bundled cigars.

I think 40 of 'em go for less than $30.00, that's cheaper than the shittiest of shitty gas station cigars.

I hope you didn't pay money for that garbage and it was gifted to you by someone who either didn't know better or if he did know better, he's someone you need to take off your Christmas card list.......

That sounds about right! The sticks were given to me by some who would not know any better, I'll keep'm for my brother for when he comes over for bar-bq.....he's a real DICK!!

**CoventryCat86** · 06-11-2011, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by themadwacker1

That sounds about right! The sticks were given to me by some who would not know any better, I'll keep'm for my brother for when he comes over for bar-bq.....he's a real DICK!!

Yep, sounds like whoever gave them to you didn't know anything about cigars, knew you did and figured you'd like them. No one can be critical of that, you thank them graciously and then pass them on to your brother. Just a warning though, he'll probably get even with you someday down the road.

Either that or send 'em to Kevin7, he'll smoke just about anything.