View Poll Results: How should we discipline smellslikefishes

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  • Force him to smoke Acids until he's a pretty shade of green.

    4 26.67%
  • Give him a chocolate and blue raspberry swirlie in the woman's restroom.

    8 53.33%
  • Wedgie his underwear up to his ears.

    4 26.67%
  • Write a 100 page essay on the evils of being total asshat.

    8 53.33%
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Thread: Discipline poll for smellslikefishes

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    Default Discipline poll for smellslikefishes

    In honor of smellslikefishes most recent bout of asshatedness, it seems to be the prevailing opinion with a significant portion of the Cigarsmokers community that he be subjected to some form of discipline. I offer this discipline poll as a means of bringing our errant brother back on the track to successful membership as I'm not inclined to see him outright banned (he is, after all, a very solid contributor to this community).

    Therefore - I ask our membership to carefully consider the choices in our discipline poll and choose wisely. It is in Mr. fishes best interest...

    Thanks!

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    Lmao! Does he have to write the essay on his Droid? That would suck to read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Lmao! Does he have to write the essay on his Droid? That would suck to read.

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    Sucks even worse for him!!! LOL
    Last edited by ggiese; 07-21-2011 at 09:00 AM.

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    I don't understand this thread. If we're going to discuss disciplinary action on ilikefishes for this post, then let's vote on that. I don't see the point in discussing disciplinary actions that can't realistically be carried out.

    It seems to me that this post clearly defines the steps required pursuant to the issue at hand. Are we going to discuss taking action on this, or let it slide?


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    I don't understand this thread. If we're going to discuss disciplinary action on ilikefishes for this post, then let's vote on that. I don't see the point in discussing disciplinary actions that can't realistically be carried out.

    It seems to me that this post clearly defines the steps required pursuant to the issue at hand. Are we going to discuss taking action on this, or let it slide?
    This thread is for fun. A ban poll for ilikefishes has to be started by a mod, who reviews the reported thread / post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    snip...

    It seems to me that this post clearly defines the steps required pursuant to the issue at hand. Are we going to discuss taking action on this, or let it slide?
    Ok, I understand your point, however, in the linked post it says "subject to banning". It could be argued that the specific transgressions in the post could lead to insta-ban by mod or admin, not to polling of the membership.

    To my recollection, not everyone that is in the banned list got there via poll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Ok, I understand your point, however, in the linked post it says "subject to banning". It could be argued that the specific transgressions in the post could lead to insta-ban by mod or admin, not to polling of the membership.

    To my recollection, not everyone that is in the banned list got there via poll.
    The only thing that reads insta-ban in the rules to me, is duplicate accounts. Maybe I'm missing something. However, I recall spammers getting insta-banned too, and rightfully so.

    too bad tittie-twister wasn't on the above list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Ok, I understand your point, however, in the linked post it says "subject to banning". It could be argued that the specific transgressions in the post could lead to insta-ban by mod or admin, not to polling of the membership.

    To my recollection, not everyone that is in the banned list got there via poll.
    Agreed. I can think of several instances of both insta-bans and poll bans.

    Thought about it, still think my point is valid, but might need some clarifications. There has been an outline defined for this "issue". The "issue" referred to, is meant to imply appropriate disciplinary action towards ilikefishes, not so much the actions ilikefishes has made.

    Should any member wish to file such a complaint about the offensive remarks made in the first post that was linked, then it's the duty of those in authority to step in and carry out the actions described in the above linked post. I am not aware if this has been done or not.

    Anything other than that is not just feeding a troll, it's pushing his chair up to the fucking buffet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    Agreed. I can think of several instances of both insta-bans and poll bans.

    Thought about it, still think my point is valid, but might need some clarifications. There has been an outline defined for this "issue". The "issue" referred to, is meant to imply appropriate disciplinary action towards ilikefishes, not so much the actions ilikefishes has made.

    Should any member wish to file such a complaint about the offensive remarks made in the first post that was linked, then it's the duty of those in authority to step in and carry out the actions described in the above linked post. I am not aware if this has been done or not.

    Anything other than that is not just feeding a troll, it's pushing his chair up to the fucking buffet.
    If you want a poll, report the objectionable post and request it. I'm sure it would shortly follow.

    Imho, he hasn't stolen from anyone, posted any physical threats to other members, made racial or religous or any derogatory comment (other than the fag thing...and calling george a name) that approaches a ban worthy offense to me.

    He certainly portrays the arrogant, yet virtually clueless, asshole very well, but that ain't against the rules........I hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    The only thing that reads insta-ban in the rules to me, is duplicate accounts. Maybe I'm missing something. However, I recall spammers getting insta-banned too, and rightfully so.

    too bad tittie-twister wasn't on the above list.
    Ooohhhh... Sorry, Will - totally forgot about tittie-twister.

    But - we could ad a bit of that to his swirlie punishment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    <snip> I don't see the point in discussing disciplinary actions that can't realistically be carried out.<snip>

    You can do ANYTHING if you set your mind to it...

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    C'mon folks - there's still 6 days left to this poll and there's some very close voting!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    <snip> I don't see the point in discussing disciplinary actions that can't realistically be carried out.<snip>

    BTW - after giving this some careful thought, I'm thinking this might not be as difficult as it intuitively seems. So - for example - let's say that we decide smellslikefishes deserves a blue raspberry and chocolate swirlie in the woman's restroom. I'm thinking off the top of my head - let's just say the next time smells attends a cigar trade show there was a trail of premium cigars leading into the woman's john - just how long do you think it would take to get him in there?

    ...I'm just sayin'

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    Hey George, why don't you drop on over to CP and welcome the little nimrod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil Doc View Post
    Hey George, why don't you drop on over to CP and welcome the little nimrod.

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    Doc - he'll make himself very apparent to the community in no time at all...

    I do believe, though, that he's confused CP for Puff. After all - he's believing he's entitled to his opinion without "judgement".

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