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    Got the package today, nice selection! Had you let your wife pick the sticks, based on which ones had nice bands, I think it would be safe to say at at least two of them had a good chance to be selected!

    Thanks again for the contest and nice selection of sticks.

    Just remember, every time you have to yell one of their names, don't be mad at this guy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mangyrat View Post
    And the winner is Mizicke5273
    With Liza & Jane.


    Send me you information Mizicke5273.
    Suzi is so much better than "Jane"

    Liza (Graves) and Suzi (Homewrecker/Carmichael) are famous punk rockers whose band is Civet (from Long Beach, California) and I know both of these chicks.

    I shoulda won this contest.....
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    Well, last week I got every number wrong on the Powerball. I called the lottery officials and told them my five numbers were the right ones, but since it was THEIR CONTEST they told me tough shit.

    I shoulda won that lottery...

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    Persistence pays call them back till they say you won.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heftysmokes View Post
    Well, last week I got every number wrong on the Powerball. I called the lottery officials and told them my five numbers were the right ones, but since it was THEIR CONTEST they told me tough shit.

    I shoulda won that lottery...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    Suzi is so much better than "Jane"

    Liza (Graves) and Suzi (Homewrecker/Carmichael) are famous punk rockers whose band is Civet (from Long Beach, California) and I know both of these chicks.

    I shoulda won this contest.....
    As I said before kitty knows everyone, and remembers their names! The only thing he doesn't know is good names for cats...how ironic
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    Jane and Liza are demons
    The Little fuckers love T paper they cost me 2 rolls a night.
    Jane will eat any thing i have on my dinner plate and liza thinks I'm a chew toy.

    I dont like kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mangyrat View Post


    I don't like kittens.
    Ya thats what all men say....I 'll keep your secret! cat lover!
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    I have a cat named "The Poop"She was 8 weeks old when I took her home, I got home from work the next day and saw a brown line on my nice eggshell colored carpet. My wife asked "what the hell is that"? My answer..Fucking Poop!
    The little bastard was dragging her ass across the carpet.
    Well, the name just stuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    I have a cat named "The Poop"She was 8 weeks old when I took her home, I got home from work the next day and saw a brown line on my nice eggshell colored carpet. My wife asked "what the hell is that"? My answer..Fucking Poop!
    The little bastard was dragging her ass across the carpet.
    Well, the name just stuck.
    I am surprised you did call her worms!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda View Post
    Ya thats what all men say....I 'll keep your secret! cat lover!
    When they turn 2 years old they change in to cats thats when i like them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    I have a cat named "The Poop"She was 8 weeks old when I took her home, I got home from work the next day and saw a brown line on my nice eggshell colored carpet. My wife asked "what the hell is that"? My answer..Fucking Poop!
    The little bastard was dragging her ass across the carpet.
    Well, the name just stuck.
    So did the poop.........that's why she was draggin her butt across the carpet.............LOL

    My wife used to have hair down to her butt. Each strand was around 3 feet (1 m) long (or longer) and every now and then a dog would swallow a hair. I can't tell you how many times I had a dog come in from outside with a piece of turd bouncing along a foot or two behind them.

    It hasn't happened since she cut it back to only shoulder length about two years ago, but I just had a great laugh thinking about this as it hadn't crossed my mind in a while.
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    I think I jinxed myself today.
    The Poop just heaved up a huge hair/vomit ball all over my beautiful leather couch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mangyrat View Post
    Jane and Liza are demons
    The Little fuckers love T paper they cost me 2 rolls a night.
    Jane will eat any thing i have on my dinner plate and liza thinks I'm a chew toy.

    I dont like kittens.
    ...and so is "Lizzy" (Elizabeth) - a stray kitten (now about 2 years old) my daughter brought home that has now adopted my wife as her "favorite" (she hates everyone else in the house).

    Aside from her desire to rip apart every single roll of toilet paper and paper towels she can dig her claws into (oh yeah - and our most expensive pieces of furniture), the little "sheet" comes into our room at 4 am (every stinking night) and meows while prancing on top of my wife, apparently looking for "attention". While often painful for me, it is fun to watch momma struggle with being nice to her... LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptnBlues63 View Post

    My wife used to have hair down to her butt. Each strand was around 3 feet (1 m) long (or longer) and every now and then a dog would swallow a hair. I can't tell you how many times I had a dog come in from outside with a piece of turd bouncing along a foot or two behind them..
    way too much information I can not get that visual out of my head now....
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    I'd go with "Avo" and "Zino", or maybe "Cohiba" (Coco) and "Trinidad" (Trini)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Island Cigar Man View Post
    I'd go with "Avo" and "Zino", or maybe "Cohiba" (Coco) and "Trinidad" (Trini)...
    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you aren't going to win this contest.
    I'm still trying to think of something witty to put here... stand by.

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    I named the last cat that wandered into my yard and stayed Deceased. Found him dead in the flower bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you aren't going to win this contest.
    Thats purrrrrrt Buzz...and as your out on that limb I send the fire dept to get you out cuz that just the kind of gal I am.
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