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    I'd like to join this one again this year if there are no objections
    "I would call that person a puffnozzle" ~mrtr33

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    Quote Originally Posted by TachyCoventry View Post
    I'd like to join this one again this year if there are no objections
    Tachy,

    I don't know how comfortable I am with you joining this year's SS. You've been gone a while, and though it looks like you'd like to participate as you once had, I'm not so sure your recent resurgence erases the last episode of you fulfilling your commitments. In addition, the contest you just posted leads me to believe your location situation isn't that stable, either.

    Maybe sit this one out. Do some trades, participate in a split, whatever - build up that trading/dependability confidence on the board, and look into joining next year.


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    That's fine I'll sit out

    I'm just trying to build myself back up again. I've been away for a while because of too many reasons to list and understand that I screwed the pooch on the PPP. As for the contest, I think that it didn't work for you because I saved it under the private album (not a public) and that's why sarge could see the image and you couldn't, it should be all fixed by now but let me know if it's not.

    As for the recent activity, Buzz held the Tat box split for me for a month while I moved, he did have a random package coming to him.

    No worries on the decline, I'll keep on here and trading/splitting/etc until people are more comfortable again!
    "I would call that person a puffnozzle" ~mrtr33

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    I'd like to play this year if that's okay with everyone here.

    Mark

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    Quote Originally Posted by uhfishyuhnahdoh View Post
    First off, I appreciate the response... I have no vouchers yet but I thought I'd ask... If the other members also dont feel comfortable, I understand! I was thinking about putting a contest together to build some "street cred"... That way, no one has to put anything out there and hope the get their trade or whatever in return... I want to show that I am here for the right reason, and want to stay... Thanks again!!!
    This isn't an episode of "The Bachelor"
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    This isn't an episode of "The Bachelor"
    Bill you need to stop sending me the roses then because frankly it is getting a little creepy.
    "I'm a leaf on the wind watch how I soar."
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    Quote Originally Posted by prophetic_joe View Post
    Bill you need to stop sending me the roses then because frankly it is getting a little creepy.
    Dammit, I TOLD you at least five times, you're supposed to track down Abanda for me and give them to her with all my love.
    TBSCigars - "On Holiday"
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    Still time to get in on this. Signups close on Thursday, November 10th. Names get drawn a week from today.


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    Today's the last day for signups! Don't miss out on the fun!


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    Ok, everyone has been notified. You can now login to the Secret Santa account and find out what you're recipient would like. Please start a new thread for each request, and only post in this thread if you have a question about Secret Santa.

    Let the rumpus begin!


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    Roger...Sanat needs a few words
    Santa has you on his naughty list. The elves will be Packaging you some mad dog and a few Phillie blunts.I Will be keeping a eye on you from now to Christmas.If I can get your name removed from the naughty list what would you like for Santa to bring!!!!
    Your on the naughty list. Ive gotten more complaints about you in the past month than anyone else for the entire year!!!! The elves here just refer to you as "the jerk". I'm sure this is no surprise to you but what will be a surprise is the size of the lump of coal I'm gonna stuff in your sock. Now it would be an absolute miracle, but let's just say you are actually able to turn things around in the next couple weeks and make my nice list --no wait, not the nice list, maybe the "naughty, but not too bad" list. If that were to happen I might be willing to include a dried out cigar or two with that lump of coal. I may even leave you a halfdrunk bottle of your favorite beverage assuming the reindeer don't dirnk it all. So just for fun, what sorta cigars would you enjoy, and liquid refreshment? The elves want me to get your hopes up and then crush your dreams. Their mean little guys thats for sure!!
    So buzzy Boy what is on your wish list this year?

    No your not getting a Donkie to ride or a smaller hat.
    What's with Santa this year? I think he got into the eggnog a little early...
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    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Eggnog? You mean Mad Dog 20/20.
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Well, that went quick.

    This is a reminder to anyone who hasn't sent out their package yet that the deadline is Monday to mail it out. I've received confirmation from almost everyone, so I'm only talking to a few of the Santas. I'll also PM you. I don't doubt for a minute that it's in transition or you've got things covered - I just hadn't heard one way or another if the package had been shipped yet.

    Thanks to everyone for making this fun. Ya'll made this easy for me. I had fun reading over the exchanges and am looking forward to playing next year.


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    Ho Ho Ho
    It looks like my work here at cigarsmokers is almost done, just one package left to be acknowledged. That particular member is,
    I'm sure, a little pre-occupied at the moment and will let us know how heavy his lump of coal was when he returns. Now that I'm
    relaxing a little in preparation for my real duties to all the deserving little boys and girls of the world, I offer this to you
    fine, um, gentlemen, ya,gentlemen that's it.

    I'm always amazed,
    yes thoroughly shocked,
    at all of the smokers
    lined up with their socks
    just waiting and waiting
    for Me to arrive
    to fill their wishes
    and their hopes to revive.

    I saw big bad Kevin
    all wrapped in his snuggy
    dreaming dreams by the fire;
    Is that whip for a buggy?
    Or is it held in his big hand
    in case an asshat
    wanders into this land.

    In the corner sits Roger
    a pipe in his hand,
    writing sermons of joy
    on a little scratch pad.
    Every once in awhile
    he sketches some lines
    a new ashtray
    a fantastic design.

    I couldn't find Roham
    but I did find his tree;
    he's off somewhere else
    other wonders to see.
    Enjoying his time with his
    soon to be bride, so
    I left a big box right there
    at tree side.

    I saw ashauler
    a thesaurus in hand
    trying to find words
    that wouldn't be banned.
    He smiled widely and
    invited me in
    he said he had a contest
    and I just might win.

    In the desert sat buzz
    with a vacation planner
    schedules and charts
    and forms of all manner.
    A vacation he's thinkin'
    is just what he needs
    before he begins
    the next mega-review deed.

    Under the floor-boards
    I found mangyrat,
    A bottle of bourbon on
    his head like a hat.
    The fumes were quite thick
    as He reached for his lighter;
    I hollered and said,
    "Dude, I'm no firefighter."

    I swung by the big easy
    and what did I see?
    Alciabiates was there
    stuck in a tree.
    All covered in beads and other
    fine decorations,
    Searching and searching
    for more libations.

    Mizicke came next
    as I went down the list.
    He didn't ask me for much
    what a refreshing twist.
    He is kinda quiet
    and all unassuming;
    Unless on a quad
    his fat ass is zooming.

    I then zoomed to Montana
    all bright eyed and smiling
    for my pal heftysmokes
    I knew would be styling.
    When I slid down his chimney
    he was caught by surprise
    If I said anymore he'd
    just call them lies.


    Next on the list
    was a member named Paddy.
    When vixen heard that
    she hollered out daddy.
    Not gonna ask her
    Don't wanna know 'cuz
    now she is screaming
    CABRITO.

    Prophetic_joe somehow
    made my list
    I just can't believe
    this diabolical twist.
    He's been around for
    a very long while,
    but I knew very little
    about his style.

    bigbill1300 was new
    to my list, but I
    gave him a package to
    provide him bliss.
    I think that he liked it,
    but I'm guessin' you see
    it was quite a dance
    or did he just have to pee.

    Last on my list on the
    long journey home
    was a freaky civil servant
    who calls Canada home.
    Vancouver Mark was snug in
    his bed so I just
    bounced this package
    right off his pointy head.


    Merry Christmas one and all!!
    I'll see you next year

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    Great poem! Thanks for hosting mrtr33!

    Hope everyone got something they wanted to try or could use. Merry Xmas.

    Mark

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    Epic poem. Thanks for hosting Mark.
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    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Nice.
    Great job hosting Mark!!

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    Thank you for hosting the SS Mark.
    designated whipping boy for the grammar police
    Just run everything threw a spell checker.

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    Thanks again, Mark.
    It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
    ~ Gerry Adams

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    Thanks for herding us.....er...I mean leading us for the SS!!!
    Yay! Cigars!


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