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Thread: Annual Christmas Writing Contest

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    Default Annual Christmas Writing Contest

    It's one year to the day from last years contest start, AND Buzz is on vacation, so it's perfect timing for the 5th Annual Christmas Writing Contest. Below you will find the rules and contest time-frames. I encourage all to participate!!

    The original inspiration:
    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...SMOKER-s-STYLE!

    1. Contest begins today.

    2. Open to members in good standing. If you don't know if you're in good standing or not, enter anyway, someone will let you know.

    3. You can submit as many entries as you want. Entries are to be posted in this thread.

    4. Entry can be in the form of a poem, song, haiku, limerick, or just a short story, and can be serious or humorous. You can make your own lyrics to classic Christmas songs or whatever you want.

    5. Entry must be themed around cigarsmokers.com and the Christmas season.

    6. Deadlines are CST.

    7. Winners will be chosen by Poll of the membership.

    8. As the host, I won't be playing, but I reserve the right to litter the thread with sarcastic comments.

    Deadline to post your entry = Midnight CST, December 24, 2011.

    Poll starts on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 and runs through Tuesday, January 3, 2012.

    The prize will be some cigars from my stash that I'll stuff into a box and ship to you. You won't be disappointed, and your effort will be well spent. Some of the cigars might even be smokeable, it is, after all, Christmas.

    So come on.....get writing!!

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    Spent all vacation
    putting together Haikus
    can't wait to share them!

    Is the plural Haikus, Haikues, or Haiku's?
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Do dirty limericks count?
    It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
    ~ Gerry Adams

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    I don't see a rule against it.

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    Driving way to slow,

    in Jamie's minivan,
    trailer-a-dor in tow,
    stocked with cigars and spam.

    Mark is at the wheel,

    Dennis rides shotgun,
    Will's asleep with Neal,
    and Dan is having fun.

    Oh! Road trips are swell, Acids smell,

    Will just peed the bed.
    It's so much fun to travel with
    Ken, Roger, James, and Ed. Hey!

    Cheap motels, Paddy yells,

    Mark has lost the way,
    if we make it home without jail time,
    we will all be blown away!


    George crocheting in the back,

    while Kevin moons a trucker,
    not a murse it's a backpack,
    turn-signal you dumb dummy!

    Rich and Smoked! watching DVDs,
    Kirstie in nonstop reruns of Cheers,
    what happened to Bill and Hefty?
    they're in the trailer drinking our beers!

    Oh! Gregg can't spell, we've lost Miguel,

    we've all got stogies lit,
    everyone's so thankful for Cinda,
    who's putting up with all our shenanigans! Hey!

    Van doesn't run well, we stop at Shell,
    flat tires and out of gas,
    road-tripping with our good friends,
    opportunities to harass!

    I say road-tripping with cigarsmokers,

    can be.... a..... pain in the.....


    rear!



    Merry Christmas!
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    HAHAHA! that was awesome. Good entry.

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    Great job! But I just think you should tied something to the top of the van!






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    Quote Originally Posted by victory01 View Post
    HAHAHA! that was awesome. Good entry.
    Perhaps too awesome... as my entry seems to have scared away all the competition. Sorry about that Jamie, if you want to go ahead and just call it you can send me the winnings.

    Hey Will, speaking of awesome... check out my calves!
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    Perhaps too awesome... as my entry seems to have scared away all the competition. Sorry about that Jamie, if you want to go ahead and just call it you can send me the winnings.

    Hey Will, speaking of awesome... check out my calves!
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm crafting an entry
    To compete with buzz's superhaiku



    Come on! Nobody else? WTF?

    Will
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    I don't have a creative bone in my body
    I vote Badwhale just so buzz dont win.
    designated whipping boy for the grammar police
    Just run everything threw a spell checker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mangyrat View Post
    I don't have a creative bone in my body
    I vote Badwhale just so buzz dont win.


    Well, technically if that was an entry, it wouldn't qualify as it didn't have anything to do with Christmas. I have another one brewing.
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    C'mon fellas, and lady, get your entries in!! Please, don't make me send cigars to buzz, it might spoil my cheery disposition!

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    All I've managed is a filthy version of Andy Williams "Happy Holiday" But sadly, I don't think this is
    the place to share it. I'm working on another, Burl Ives Holly Jolly Christmas. It's in the ruff stage. I've got as far as swapping out Mistletoe for Black Dildo- It's a work in progress
    It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paddy View Post
    all i've managed is a filthy version of andy williams "happy holiday" but sadly, i don't think this is
    the place to share it. I'm working on another, burl ives holly jolly christmas. It's in the ruff stage. i've got as far as swapping out mistletoe for black dildo- it's a work in progress
    lmfao!
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    Once I'm done butchering the Burl Ives classic, I think I'm going to take both and hop on
    over to BOTL and randomly post them on a number of threads. See how big of a shit storm I can create
    It's the simple things in life - Gentleman.
    It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
    ~ Gerry Adams

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    Does this count?

    Last edited by mrtr33; 12-07-2011 at 04:20 PM. Reason: I'm dumb.


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    "Cohiba isn't spelt with a K"

    LOL
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    That my Friend is phenomenal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We should use that as a training clip. ROTFLMAO!






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

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    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    Priceless
    designated whipping boy for the grammar police
    Just run everything threw a spell checker.

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