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    Default MEGA Review V: Round 1 Results

    Well, Round 1 of MEGA Review V is in the books. The points have been totalled and the bribe money counted... and the winning team is...

    The WHINY BITCHES!


    Here is the breakdown:

    Blowholes: Brand Country Price Points
    kevin7 Padron Nicaragua $9.92 1023
    badwhale La Aroma De Cuba Nicaragua $5.03 988
    FightingFish Oliva Nicaragua $5.03 988
    TheGreekTitan CAO Nicaragua $4.93 978
    Paddy Alec Bradley Honduras $6.47 882
    VancouverMark La Flor Dominicana Dominican Republic $9.92 773
    craig La Flor Dominicana Dominican Republic $10.14 751
    Total 6383
    Whiny Bitches: Brand Country Price Points
    logan37 Rocky Patel Nicaragua $7.65 1250
    heftysmokes Perdomo Nicaragua $6.47 1132
    Mizicke5273 Rocky Patel Nicaragua $6.47 1132
    Irish79 Rocky Patel Honduras $7.65 1000
    prophetic_joe La Flor Dominicana Dominican Republic $7.65 1000
    mrtr33 Perdomo Dominican Republic $6.47 882
    Mangyrat Siboney Honduras $2.22 457
    Total 6853

    Everyone started with 1,000 points, then correct Brand guesses were awarded an additional 1,000 points, correct Country guesses were awarded an additional 250 points, and 1 point deductions were made for every penny off in the Price guess. The Whiny Bitches will now have a poll thread in their private forum for who from the Blowholes they will vote off. We will reveal the true identity of Felicia shorty (once I finish compiling all the reviews).
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    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    damn 'bitches...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    Whiney Bitches Rule!


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    Whiney Bitches Rule!
    I beat your score.
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    Oh yeah? Well.....I had equal or better score than almost half your team.

    Besides, you don't know our strategy: the Jedi Mind Tricks, the Backson, etc.....


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    BAM!! Eat it blowholes.

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    I'm in last place
    Last edited by Mangyrat; 03-26-2012 at 04:44 PM.
    designated whipping boy for the grammar police
    Just run everything threw a spell checker.

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    It's alright Mangy, you're nipping @ Craig's heels

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    YAY! Looks like I know my costs at least.
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    Alright, the votes were cast and the results are:

    3 votes for kevin7
    4 votes for Paddy

    I'm extremely sorry Paddy, but the Whiny Bitches have voted you off, they are an incredibly mean-spirited and hateful bunch. You will continue to submit your reviews like normal and can contribute to your team with thoughts, strategic ideas, etc. but your guesses will no longer count towards your team's total score for the remaining rounds. You will still want to try your best to make correct guesses for brand, country, and price though because your personal points will still count for the prize packs given at the end of MR5.

    T-shirts will be made available soon in the cigarsmokers.com gift shop which will have Paddy's picture on the front and will read "The Whiny Bitches Got Me" on the back. Prices will be $19.95 and will be available in black or white.

    We have just witnessed the cruel acts of a cruel team comprised of cruel members of a cruel forum in a cruel, cruel, world.

    On the bright side, I just made my 2,000th post... epic.
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    Congrats on 78.5 meaningful posts.
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Congrats on 78.5 meaningful posts.
    I think you are giving him 5 posts too many which to be fair is still 20 more meaningful posts than me.

    My condolences to Paddy I personally would have preferred to keep you and get rid of someone who was more of an asset to the Blowholes but I guess I was in the minority on that. HEHE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by prophetic_joe View Post
    I think you are giving him 5 posts too many which to be fair is still 20 more meaningful posts than me.

    My condolences to Paddy I personally would have preferred to keep you and get rid of someone who was more of an asset to the Blowholes but I guess I was in the minority on that. HEHE!
    We could all combine and form meaningful post voltron. That would get us up to about 131.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prophetic_joe View Post
    i think you are giving him 5 posts too many which to be fair is still 20 more meaningful posts than me.

    My condolences to paddy i personally would have preferred to keep you and get rid of someone who was more of an asset to the blowholes but i guess i was in the minority on that. Hehe!
    wow !!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    wow !!!!!
    All in good fun......this is a shit-hanging gold mine!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    All in good fun......this is a shit-hanging gold mine!!
    Fine...I'll just take my ball and go home !
    I don't want to play with you shit-monkeys anyway!
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Congrats on 78.5 meaningful posts.
    Autographed hardcover books containing all 78.5 meaningful buzz posts will be available in the cigarsmokers.com gift shop for $39.99.

    Yes, the recent test thread is included as well as the original test thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Fucking Bitches !!!!!!
    I'm going to get you Mark !!!
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