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    Heard this one while on vacation...

    How did Hitler tie his shoes?













    He used little knotsies.
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Maybe it's funnier after breathing oxygen from a tank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreekTitan View Post
    Maybe it's funnier after breathing oxygen from a tank.
    Are we sure the tank had oxygen? Are we really sure buzz was even diving?
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegreektitan View Post
    maybe it's funnier after breathing oxygen from a tank.
    lol!






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    We dove on nitrox the entire trip...
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    I liked it Buzz. Reminds me of one of my favorites.

    Where does the General keep his armies?





















    In his sleevies.

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    LOL

    Why do eskimo's wash their clothes in tide?



















    Because it's too cold out tide....
    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishments the scroll.
    I am the master of my fate:
    I am the captain of my soul.

    ***William Ernest Henley***

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    Quote Originally Posted by CptnBlues63 View Post
    LOL

    Why do eskimo's wash their clothes in tide?



















    Because it's too cold out tide....
    Love it. I need moar!

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