Cigarsmokers Fantasy Football 2014 sign-up and rules

[buzz]

Seems like this may be my only chance to relevantly share this video...

[Eville]

There ya go, fixed it for ya.

[buzz]

There ya go, fixed it for ya.

Wait, what happened? Well look at that... Oh I see what he did! Wait...

Incredibly offensive... well played. Worse that KB's user title.

[buzz]

So Dan's QB was supposed to get him 16.63 points. He got 16.94. Nice job Dan's QB, you did your job.

My QB was supposed to do just about the same thing and get me 16.15 points. He got me 16.1 no wait...16.... no... umm,

HE GOT ME 4.54 POINTS?!?!



Congrats C. Kaepernick, you're benched.

Punk.


I'm going to unleash multiple furies on Jamie this weekend.

[ashauler]

Ok, the finals are set.
Championship game : Eville vs Ashauler
Third place game : Kingbeefy vs. buzz

Good luck to all!

[kingbeefy]

Ok, the finals are set.
Championship game : Eville vs Ashauler
Third place game : Kingbeefy vs. buzz

Good luck to all!

Will The Mighty Brentaurs go 3-0 vs The Buzzbombers this year?

[buzz]

Will The Mighty Brentaurs go 3-0 vs The Buzzbombers this year?

Calm down.

As soon as I figure out what my Yahoo password is I'll be arranging my team in "win" mode.

[Eville]

So Dan's QB was supposed to get him 16.63 points. He got 16.94. Nice job Dan's QB, you did your job.

My QB was supposed to do just about the same thing and get me 16.15 points. He got me 16.1 no wait...16.... no... umm,

HE GOT ME 4.54 POINTS?!?!



Congrats C. Kaepernick, you're benched.

Punk.


I'm going to unleash multiple furies on Jamie this weekend.

I'm feeling your pain now. Luck who has been amazing all season got me a total of 2.36 points tonight.

[ashauler]

I'm feeling your pain now. Luck who has been amazing all season got me a total of 2.36 points tonight.

No shit.....what an unexpected poor performance by Indy. Really painful since you had 3 roster slots of Indy players.
You have two players left to my one though, and just about anything is possible.
I do have a super sweet trophy for second place though, so there is something to look forward to no matter the outcome.

[buzz]

What's it called when the players on the bench score more points than the players on the field?

[ashauler]

What's it called when the players on the bench score more points than the players on the field?

My team.

[kingbeefy]

What's it called when the players on the bench score more points than the players on the field?

I hope it's called "losing".

[buzz]

I hope it's called "losing".

Calm.



Down.

[ashauler]

Congratulations Eville!! Assuming there are no stat corrections that eliminate your less than one point advantage, of course!
A great season, and I hope all will come back next year.
We'll get the cigar draft going as soon as you all want.

[Eville]

Thanks! What an unlikely turn of events for the final game with both teams having players with 0 points and neither managing to get much above 80 total. I thought for sure I was toast after Sunday. This has probably been one of the most fun contests on here. Thanks for putting it together guys.

[buzz]

So... when do the playoffs start?

And how do I move the players that actually score points from the bench to the field?



Wait a sec... did I win? Sweet!

[ashauler]

Thanks! What an unlikely turn of events for the final game with both teams having players with 0 points and neither managing to get much above 80 total. I thought for sure I was toast after Sunday. This has probably been one of the most fun contests on here. Thanks for putting it together guys.

We'll do it again next year...for sure.
We'll most likely amend the rules a tad, keeper players....can't cut lists... maybe change the payout structure and buy-in....etc.

I sure as hell wish AJ hadn't gotten a boo-boo, or that he would have caught the goddamn ball....would have probably been enough. We won't talk about the points I left on the bench.

[ashauler]

Here's the final wrap-up for the 2014 FFL season:
Champion = Eville
2nd = Ashauler
3rd = Kingbeefy
4th = Buzz

Best Regular season Record: Eville 12-2

Winner of the league pick 'em prize was Eville with a record of 40-16.

[buzz]

Boom goes the dynamite!

The beefster totally surprised me yesterday by launching some absolutely. amazing. cigars my way. Really caught me off guard -- very cool! He must have felt sorry for me since I obviously had the best team, the best strategy, the best calves, etc. but succumbed to the blatant rounding errors that notoriously plague the Yahoo websites. Worry not, I have filed all the necessary documents to have all of the football games of 2014 do-overed so that the points can be tallied correctly.

Now don't go thinking that next year (or is it this year?) when I win it all that I'll be as generous. No, I will be ruthless. I will destroy anyone who dares take the field. I will anihilate you all and triumphly smoke every single last one of the winnings. I *might* send a couple nubs/ashes back your way, but only if I'm in a good mood and can find a stamp. There are, after all, consequences to cheating in FFL -- I won't directly call anyone out (*cough* Jamie) (*cough* David) (and yes, *cough* Brent).

Seriously though, Brent -- you made my day. Thank you very much! When I showed the wifey the cigars she said, "But I thought you lost." I told her that the good looks probably had a role. She rolled her eyes and told me to fold the laundry.

[badwhale]

Good job, sizzlepants. I will enjoy reading all this banter again for the next season, hopefully.