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  1. 08-31-2005, 02:21 AM #1
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    A guy walks up to the counter at a bus station to buy tickets and the woman at the counter is very well-endowed. Having difficulty keeping his eyes diverted, He states, "Two pickets to Tittsburg please."

    Crimsonsing with embarrassment, he felt a nudge from behind. He turned and the guy behind him said, "Hey buddy, don't worry about it, that was just a Freudian slip, it happens to all of us. Why, just the other morning I was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife and when I meant to say, 'Honey, would you please pass the sugar,' I accidently said, 'You fucking bitch you've ruined my life.'"
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  2. 08-31-2005, 03:49 AM #2
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    Heh, didnt see that comming.
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  3. 08-31-2005, 07:49 AM #3
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    Heard that one before. I still laugh my ass off when I hear it.
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  4. 08-31-2005, 07:14 PM #4
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    lol

    That was good
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    Quote Originally Posted by basil
    A guy walks up to the counter at a bus station...
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    Heh Heh
    I thought it was a tampon joke!
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    my girlfriend didn't find that nearly as amusing as i did.
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    Good one
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    Love that joke!
    Definitely not for the wife though....
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