Cigar Roach Clip.

[grand cru no 2]

Seems like Ben's a quick learner, wonder if Dickson's paying attention...

[Drake]

toothpick

[basil]

This appears to be a contest. Okay Basil you win.

See, that's exactly the kind of condescending cynicism that folks here:

1. can see right through,
2. don't appreciate, and
3. won't tolerate.

You get all sanctimonious about how you can get your point across without the use of profanity, and then you diguise a nice little "fuck you" with faux conceding deference. And you have the nerve to call me churlish. Hmm.

[bigpoppapuff]

and down goes frazier....errrr....dickson....

[mauied1101]

Better. But I see no nuts danglin' out from underneath that tail. I'm not gonna be no damn girl monkey. Too close to girlrilla. Fuakc I should get some sleep.

ok ok... how about...

WOOLLY SPIDER MONKEY

Appearance: Share characteristics with both woolly and spider monkeys, plush, short fur and large rounded head, coats typically brown-gray and sometimes have reddish-brown highlights, no thumb, slender with long limbs, powerful, prehensile tail, protruding belly, large testicles, largest of the Neotropical primates
Habitat: Moist rain forest, seasonal semideciduous forest
Diet: Leaves, fruit, nectar, seeds
Locomotion: Braciation, suspensory, quadrupedal walking and running on large branches, leaping
Behavior: Variable social structure, sometimes multimale-multifemale and sometimes fission-fusion, males associate with males and females with females, territorial, communicate through vocalizations, urine washing and scent marking, diurnal, arboreal, non-aggressive, little social grooming



As you will note, Mr. Monkey is peeping...

[heftysmokes]

ok ok... how about...

WOOLLY SPIDER MONKEY

Nope. Note that there is no thumb, therefore making lighting and smoking cigars next to impossible while hanging from a tree. Also, although there is scent marking, there is no note of territoriality, which is prevalant in Basii's sub-species, who are known for not suffering dipshits.

[ggiese]

is this all Dickson had to offer? He went down with nary a whimper???

I sense this will resurface elsewhere...

[cinda]

I sometimes go to the candy store, and buy those wax lips. Take those and hollow out a hole corresponding to your cigars ring gauge. They sometimes get all soft and melty, but it's better than nothing.

LMAO

[Dickson]

[cinda]

[ggiese]

Told ya...