Who the fock am I contest....

**Shagaroo** · 05-22-2006, 12:59 PM

Ok folks. Time for a contest. Because of circumstances in my life I am facing the harsh reality of needing to go back to college and reinvent myself at the young age of 38. It's not a done deal, but you guys get a contest out of it anyway. You get to guess what I am considering becoming when I grow up.

Some ground rules. You must have at least 65 posts, of which at least half must be of useful quality, to be eligible. If you meet that requirement, you are in and free to guess. 1 guess per day. There is no time limit on this contest. I will drag it out till one of you fockers quits guessing transvestite giggolo and makes a serious guess. That is your only hint as well. If the contest drags out long enough and you are a noobler who makes it to 65 posts without getting ban polled, you will then become eligible.

Now, the prize. This is going to be a nice selection of sticks I enjoy and regularly have available. So, no one be under any delusions. You aren't getting a box of Opus and Castro's personal humidor out of this. So, when you get a crate of swishers, no pissing and moaning. If I am feeling generous, you might get some peach backwoods though.

So, you sorry lot get to guessing. Otherwise, I start tracking down your pictures and start photoshopping the hell out of them.

**cigar no baka** · 05-22-2006, 01:02 PM

IT support?

**slcraiders** · 05-22-2006, 01:30 PM

Engineer?

**basil** · 05-22-2006, 01:32 PM

Technical writer - user manuals, etc.

**nhcigarfan** · 05-22-2006, 02:32 PM

I say Hospitality management.

**QuietC** · 05-22-2006, 02:58 PM

Web Designer

**WOXOF** · 05-22-2006, 03:38 PM

Accountant

**ggiese** · 05-22-2006, 04:19 PM

Fire or Police Sciences

**cinda** · 05-22-2006, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Shagaroo

I don't care if you are a homeless bum on welfare who just cut his own balls off to see the pretty red color. You act like an ass you get called to the carpet. Think you are to good to be called to the carpet? Pack up and hit the bricks. Look at the other newbies who do just fine here and become established members with good reputations. They DID NOT come in with a "look at me, I'm an attention whore" attitude running off at the mouth. So your argument that we have a zero tolerance policy for newbies. We do, however, have a zero tolerance policy for assholes.

You seem to have a bit of a smartass attitude. If you quit punching yourself in the nuts you just might fit in around here. But we will be just as happy to laugh and point while you punch yourself in the nuts.

hummmm a

Lawyer

**Desert Rat** · 05-22-2006, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by gpghosts

its harder then heck to get a job

Shags reply: Get ya some kneepads and open wide!

Fluffer?

**stjohnroe** · 05-22-2006, 06:32 PM

Quantity Surveyor

(never worked out what one does but sounds insulting

)

**cigarsarge** · 05-22-2006, 06:45 PM

Nursing

**jaewing** · 05-22-2006, 06:57 PM

Realtor / Real Estate Agent

**Shagaroo** · 05-22-2006, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by Desert Rat

Fluffer?

Nobody yet.......

**cigarsarge** · 05-22-2006, 09:31 PM

Drunkard

**cinda** · 05-22-2006, 10:14 PM

cigarsarge is cheating he had two guesses in one day!

**Bkcloud114** · 05-22-2006, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by cinda

cigarsarge is cheating he had two guesses in one day!

SNITCH !!!!!

Quality control at a condom manufacturing facility

**mauied1101** · 05-22-2006, 11:04 PM

Programmer?

**WOXOF** · 05-23-2006, 03:17 AM

electrician

**cinda** · 05-23-2006, 05:36 AM

Originally Posted by Shagaroo

Actually, I made the comment, not CC. It also had exactly jack and shit to do with your sexuality. Two lies right here. As I said in another post. Get a dictionary.

Librarian