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    Default Large ring imported hand rolled cigar?

    Does anyone know where I can get Large ring hand rolled cigars using imported tobacco to be made online?

    Also I need internet access to order them online I think.

    Thanks ~Guado

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    To Get The Internet, Just Log Onto Yahoo.com. It's Free
    Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

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    The question will be if Mrcigaradvertisement is going to respond to this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarasshatjohn
    ANYTIME YOU GUYS WANT TO TALK MORE ABOUT LARGE RING CIGARS JUST FEEL
    FREE TO TALK MORE. I LOVE TO SEE YOUNG GUYS LIKE YOU INTERESTED IN SMOKING CIGARS
    ESPECIALLY THE LARGE RING GAGUES
    *shudder*

    I feel dirty.
    {*insert snide remark here*}
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    Here's some straight from the chat room. You guys missed it.



    [cigarmanjohn] 4:28 pm: maybe you can order them from cigar.com
    [chefchris] 4:28 pm: how do you breathe with a 125 ring in your mouth
    [guado] 4:28 pm: sir mix alot used it in one of his music videos
    [chefchris] 4:28 pm: no joke. cigar.com? online? handrolled and imported?
    [chefchris] 4:29 pm: i'll believe it when i see it
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:29 pm: you dont but you do not hold them long in your mouth and can still take a wonderful drag
    from them
    [guado] 4:30 pm: I have never tried an imported handrolled large ring cigar. Can I get one sent to my house from the
    internet
    [chefchris] 4:30 pm: that's what she said
    [drew_goring] 4:30 pm: I heard somewhere that cigar.com sells large novelty cigars
    [guado] 4:31 pm: is cigars.com on the internet?
    [drew_goring] 4:32 pm: you know what, I'm not sure...
    [The Lounge]: Lopaka has left at 4:33 pm
    [drew_goring] 4:33 pm: I think when I get home I am going to tape 3 Opus Robustos together to get a super 150 ring
    gauge cigar
    [chefchris] 4:33 pm: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    [guado] 4:33 pm: holy shit no way
    [chefchris] 4:34 pm: that's like 75 american dollars right there
    [guado] 4:34 pm: are those domestic, I too like Chriss Only support cigars made in the good ole USA
    [chefchris] 4:34 pm: how much do these large gauge, hand rolled, imported cigars run online John?
    [chefchris] 4:34 pm: that's why i drive a ford
    [chefchris] 4:34 pm: a ford lumina
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:35 pm: YES YOU CAAN ORDER GIANT FLOR DE OLIVA CIGARS FROM CIGAR.COM ONLINE
    AS WELL AS ORDERING ONLINE MARTINEZ HAND-ROLLED CIGARS ONLINE AS WELL
    [guado] 4:35 pm: <--i'm a chevy man myself
    [guado] 4:35 pm: where online?
    [chefchris] 4:35 pm: unbelievable
    [guado] 4:35 pm: do I have to go to a large ring section of their website?
    [drew_goring] 4:36 pm: Or maybe tape 2 Siglo IVs together to make a super Siglo VIII
    [chefchris] 4:36 pm: hahahahaha
    [guado] 4:37 pm: now that is hawtg
    [chefchris] 4:37 pm: how much john?
    [guado] 4:38 pm: actually I was paying attention and he said $85 for a box
    [guado] 4:38 pm: of the super 125 macanoduos
    [chefchris] 4:38 pm: dang
    [guado] 4:38 pm: full bodied i hear
    [chefchris] 4:38 pm: only thing that sucks though is i don't think we have the internet here
    [guado] 4:39 pm: i have internet at home I am sure
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:39 pm: THE FLOR DE OLIVA GIANTS ARE $24 PER BUNDLE OF 8 66 RINGS AND THE
    MARTINEZ 85 RINGS- $10, THE 105 RINGS $12 AND THE 125 RINGS $15 FROM MARTINEZ CIGARS. THE
    MARTINEZ CIGARS ARE CALLED BAZOKAS, AND THE FLOR DE OLIVA CIGARS ARE CALLED GIANTS.
    CIGAR.COM FOR THE FLOR DE OLIVA CIGARS AND THE MARTINEZ HAND-ROOLED CIGARS.COM
    [chefchris] 4:39 pm: i'm at home right now, but i don't have the internet. where to i buy the internet? can i buy it on
    the internet? or is it imported?
    [guado] 4:40 pm: I can't go on....at all
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:40 pm: JUST JOIN FREE YAHOO.COM
    [guado] 4:40 pm: I'm out. Time for dinner and taking my wife out for bowling I thinking
    [chefchris] 4:41 pm: they got free internet?
    [guado] 4:41 pm: i can get internet at yahoo.com for free?
    [guado] 4:41 pm: ok no for real I have to go.
    [chefchris] 4:41 pm: later guado ... putch
    [drew_goring] 4:41 pm: Later guado
    [guado] 4:41 pm: You fellas take care and maybe one day I will muster up the courage to try an imported hand rolled
    large ring cigar from the internet
    [chefchris] 4:41 pm: ya, but yahoo.com is on the internet isn't it?
    [chefchris] 4:42 pm: that's crazy talk guado
    [drew_goring] 4:42 pm: wtf? I am confused...you need to have the internet to get the internet???!
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:42 pm: YES YAHOO .COM FOR FREE AS YOUR MAIL SERVICE
    [guado] 4:42 pm: my head hurts....and my sides. later
    [chefchris] 4:42 pm: i do i get to yahoo.com without the internet?
    [chefchris] 4:43 pm: can you send it to me from new york
    [The Lounge]: guado has left at 4:43 pm
    [drew_goring] 4:44 pm: Can I even get the internet in Canada?
    [chefchris] 4:44 pm: aw man drew, they're not gonna let that through customs for sure
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:44 pm: OK THEN GO TO CIGAR.COM FOR THE FLOR DE OLIVA GIANTS AND THE MARTINEZ
    HAND-ROLLED CIGARS.COM
    [chefchris] 4:45 pm: that doesn't answer any of our questions at all.
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:45 pm: YES YOU CAN EVEN IN CANADA JOIN YAHOO.COM
    [chefchris] 4:45 pm: no joke
    [chefchris] 4:45 pm: well looky there drew. maybe we'll meet up online one day
    [drew_goring] 4:45 pm: maybe if I decalare my internet as candles or something like that I can sneak it through...
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:45 pm: NO JOKE I GOT YAHOO AIL FOR FREE
    [chefchris] 4:45 pm: oh, look at me already talking the internet lingo
    [chefchris] 4:46 pm: that's incredible
    [chefchris] 4:46 pm: i mailed something today and it cost me $3.50 something
    [drew_goring] 4:47 pm: crazy
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:47 pm: JOIN YAHOO.COM MAIL FOR FREE TRY IT OUT AND EMAIL ME AT MY YAHOO MAIL
    ADDRESS AT cigarmanjohn@yahoo.com* ASAP
    [TheNakedGun] 4:48 pm: Hey guys Im back did I miss anything good
    [chefchris] 4:48 pm: you could say that russell
    [TheNakedGun] 4:48 pm: well fill me in CHris
    [drew_goring] 4:50 pm: I already have mail here cigarmanjohn
    [drew_goring] 4:50 pm: why do I want mail at yahoo
    [drew_goring] 4:50 pm: where is yahoo anyways...I hate driving to town to get my mail
    [chefchris] 4:50 pm: ya, i just use the post office, but they charge. boo *****
    [drew_goring] 4:50 pm: haha.my mailbox is free
    [drew_goring] 4:51 pm: why don't you sign up for Biggar mail Chris?
    [TheNakedGun] 4:51 pm: This is looking kind of interesting
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:53 pm: THANKS DREW YAHOO.COM IS ON THE INTERNET. I AM HAPPY TO HEAR FROM
    YOU AGAIN. TELL THESE GUYS YOU CAN JOIN YAHOO MAIL SERVICE FREE O0N YAHOO.COM.
    [TheNakedGun] 4:54 pm: If Im not mistaken this guy know where we can get large ring gauge sticks online
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:54 pm: CAN I CALL ANY OF YOU GUYS UP AND EXPLAIN TO YOU ABOUT THE INTERNET
    AND GETTING CIGARS ON IT.
    [TheNakedGun] 4:54 pm: NO Im not sure I want to order cigars on the Internet
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:56 pm: I HAVE BEEN SMOKING LARGE FAT RING CIGARS EVEN BEFORE YOU GUYS
    WERE BORN, I HAVE ORDERED FLOR DE OLIVA CIGARS ON THE INTERNET AND HAVE NO PROBLEMS
    GETTING THEM TO MY ADDRESS,
    [drew_goring] 4:56 pm: I wonder if I can have cigars delivered to my yahoo mail...most places won't ship to Canada
    [TheNakedGun] 4:57 pm: I usually just get mine strait from Fidel
    [drew_goring] 4:58 pm: does he sell cigars online?
    [TheNakedGun] 4:58 pm: Fidel
    [cigarmanjohn] 4:58 pm: IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS OF GETTING LARGE RING CIGARS I WILL MAIL THEM
    TO YOU ONCE YOU TELL ME WHAT LARGE RING SIZES YOU WANT FROM 66S, 85S, 105S, AND 125S
    [TheNakedGun] 4:58 pm: ??
    [drew_goring] 4:59 pm: I heard that cigar.com is the asshole of all online cigar retaillers
    [TheNakedGun] 4:59 pm: is ther a place called Cigar.com
    [TheNakedGun] 5:00 pm: Drew this is the first Ive heard of it withing the last 10 seconds anyway
    [cigarmanjohn] 5:00 pm: YES I ORDER MY FLOR DE OLIVA GIANTS ONLINE FROM CIGAR.COM AND I BUY
    THE MARTINEZ BIG RING CIGARS AT THE STORE IN MANHATTAN NY WHERE I LIVE
    [drew_goring] 5:01 pm: what is the name of the store in manhattan?
    [TheNakedGun] 5:01 pm: I think Ive heard it somewhere
    [cigarmanjohn] 5:04 pm: MARTINEZ HAND-ROLLED CIGAR STORE LOCATED AT 29TH STREET AND 7TH AVE.
    NEAR MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
    [TheNakedGun] 5:04 pm: I'll go there next time Im in NYC
    [TheNakedGun] 5:05 pm: Hey Chris and Drew yall wanna lets go to NYC tonight and check this place out
    [The Lounge]: cigarmanjohn has left at 5:06 pm
    [drew_goring] 5:06 pm: what an idiot
    [TheNakedGun] 5:06 pm: Who me or him
    [drew_goring] 5:07 pm: haha...him
    [The Lounge]: cigarmanjohn has entered at 5:07 pm
    [TheNakedGun] 5:07 pm: He's Back
    [drew_goring] 5:08 pm: Welcome back John
    [drew_goring] 5:08 pm: did you just go and check your mail?
    [TheNakedGun] 5:08 pm: WB John
    [cigarmanjohn] 5:09 pm: I WILL TAKE YOU THERE MYSELF WHEN YOU COME TO NY. EMAIL ME SOON AT
    MY EMAIL ADDRESS AT cigarmanjohn@yahoo.com*AND WE WILL TALK MORE AS WELL
    [cigarmanjohn] 5:11 pm: ANYTIME YOU GUYS WANT TO TALK MORE ABOUT LARGE RING CIGARS JUST FEEL
    FREE TO TALK MORE. I LOVE TO SEE YOUNG GUYS LIKE YOU INTERESTED IN SMOKING CIGARS
    ESPECIALLY THE LARGE RING GAGUES
    [drew_goring] 5:12 pm: how young do you like them?
    [TheNakedGun] 5:13 pm: See Ya Guys Im going to smoke a Large ring gauge cigar
    [The Lounge]: TheNakedGun has left at 5:13 pm
    Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

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    I LIKE TO SEE YOUNG CIGAR SMOKERS FROM AGE 15. I STARTED SMOKING
    CIGARS WITH PARENTS PERMISSION FROM AGE 13.
    WTF??
    {*insert snide remark here*}
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    holy crap thats funny.
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    Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    am i glad that was copied...nobody would believe that....LMFFAO!!!!

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    What don't you believe, I logged in there and didn't say anything?

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    LOL ! Wish I was on chat at that time.

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    man, this was funny.
    just taking a trip down memory lane.
    Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

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    So glad you made the trip. I was thinking about this the other day. Good times!

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    Haha, that is funny.
    Thanks for diggin it up!

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    I wonder if the guy was sweating when he typed that.

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    Most users ever online was 377, 03-23-2005 at 10:31 PM.
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    ... AND LOVE WITH A PASSION TO SMOKE BIG FAT LONG 66 RINGS AND LARGER IMPORTED CIGAR THAT ARE ONE FOOT LONG EVER SINCE I WAS 13 YEARS OLD WITH PARENT'S PERMISSION FOR 40 YEARS

    I just shot a little snot out of my left nostril after reading that.
    For real.
    Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefchris View Post
    Most users ever online was 377, 03-23-2005 at 10:31 PM.
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    I just shot a little snot out of my left nostril after reading that.
    For real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guado View Post
    Thank you, Mr. Smiley.
    Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

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