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    Be careful what you wish for...

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    Be careful what you wish for...
    especially after posting your address

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    That's my uncles adress. i go there every few days. If you send something bad, chances are he'll get it. He's a snoop and will probably open anything adressed to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archmedes View Post
    That's my uncles adress. i go there every few days. If you send something bad, chances are he'll get it. He's a snoop and will probably open anything adressed to me.
    Why not just have it sent to Mommy and Daddy's house? (which is what I assume you live)


    Orcutt, D R

    1115 Gage Blvd

    Richland, WA 99352-9509

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    How come you have it sent to Uncle Rhotehamel's house?
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    Orcutt, D R

    1115 Gage Blvd

    Richland, WA 99352-9509

    (509) 628-0917
    That's like a mile away from my house, mate. And actually I do live with my parents, because the college I go to is within ten minutes of their house and it is a hell of a lot cheaper then paying for a dorm.

    Why don't you post another "startling revelaton" about where I live that is incorrect.

    And who in god's name is Rhotehamel?

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    HA! I'm no longer a mooch.

    I just bought a box of 20 5-Vegas Torpedos, 6 Gurkha Legend Aniversarios, 5 Graycliff Vintage '99 PGs a box of 50 pirates gold and 125 various Cigars from other brands. I can't wait till they show up this wednesday, I'll be in heaven. Now I have to eat ramen for the next week to make up for the loss in my paycheck.

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    206 cigars eh? thought you didn't have the money for just one, now you buy a humi full...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archmedes View Post
    Okay since a few of you took pity and did not bash me, like I admittedly deserve, here is my name and adress.

    Cory Orcutt
    139 West Newhaven Place
    Richland WA, 99352



    And I AM 18, google me, and I can show you a pic if you really need it. I am 19 as a matter of fact.

    I know I am a mooch, and I a sorry to those of you who hate me for it really, but that is why I only asked for crap, not anything that you actually would smoke.
    So does this mean you're joining my "Garbage Cigars of the Month Club" ©?

    My first pigeon... errrr.... CUSTOMER!!!

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    Oh, man... If you're going to mooch - this is the guy!!! He's the MASTER!!!

    I think he'd tell ya - first lesson - fly under the radar screen, establish a reputation amongst the members as being a nice and likeable guy, then talk about how you fell off your porch and hurt yourself so bad you gotta stay in bed for a week!!!

    And then...



    Not just your garbage cigar... He's holding an Ashton VSG!!!

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    Please send a resume and cover letter expressing your interest in learning from the master mooch ( along with 10 dog rockets or the equivalent in food stamps or Piggly Wiggly gift certificates) to:

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    I gotta warn ya, though - keep up with the direct mooch attempts and ya get this...


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    We've already seen your true colors...too late.


    Quote Originally Posted by Archmedes View Post
    HA! I'm no longer a mooch.

    I just bought a box of 20 5-Vegas Torpedos, 6 Gurkha Legend Aniversarios, 5 Graycliff Vintage '99 PGs a box of 50 pirates gold and 125 various Cigars from other brands. I can't wait till they show up this wednesday, I'll be in heaven. Now I have to eat ramen for the next week to make up for the loss in my paycheck.

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    thought you didn't have the money for just one
    I really don't. I will am spending most of my paycheck on it. I wasn't joking when I said I wil have to eat ramen for a while. And I don't even have a friggen humider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archmedes View Post
    I really don't. I will am spending most of my paycheck on it. I wasn't joking when I said I wil have to eat ramen for a while. And I don't even have a friggen humider.
    Way to waste a couple hundred smokes

    Enjoy your ramen.
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    i like ramen noodles... you act like its a bad thing to eat them for a week

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    What??!!! I love ramen, just not as a three course meal. It starts to upset your stomach, trust me.

    And how am I wasting the smokes. I have a big tupperware container and I am going to buy one of those humidor stick thingys from the local smoke shop. It's not great, but it should work, right?

    Someone said I should buy some cigar boxes and line the insides of the tupperware with the dissasembled pieces. Will that help at all, or is a it waste of time?

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    What??!!! I love ramen, just not as a three course meal. It starts to upset your stomach, trust me.
    there are plenty of ramen recipes online, look them up and i assure you they work for a 3 course meal

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    Listen, i'm not calling you a liar or anything; just saying that i know a couple of compulsive liars and your story sounds like something they'd tell me. Don't get me wrong, i still like the folks, i just have to occasionally tell them to shut up because they're just digging a hole.

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    I can show you my recipt, How about that? I will scan it if you really want me to.

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    hey, re-read my post... i'm not calling you a liar. But, if you AREN'T lying, you are certainly doing a good job of presenting facts in a very uncredible mannor, thats all i'm saying.

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