Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my
sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My
father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview. She is a part time "working girl." All things considered, my
problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into
the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.


Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
President?


Signed,

Worried About My Reputation