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Yardwork Part 2

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FranK
, 12-20-2009 at 03:35 PM (12505 Views)
I had not thought ahead too far on this impulse. All I've heard for the last 20 minutes is, "HELP ME, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I'M COLD!!!!! Now THIS is where it gets unbelievable. My neighbor has some tree limbs that need to be carried to the street. So in exchange for his freedom, my recent captive has agreed to work for Tom. All this activity has led me to the humidors. Time for a Graycliff 1666. I'll be watching....

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  1. bigwhiteash's Avatar
    Did you pay him with sexual favors?
  2. ashauler's Avatar
    Do you have a freezer in the basement?
  3. badwhale's Avatar
    Frank, the Christmas writing contest is out on the forum...
  4. FranK's Avatar
    All great writers have their critics.....
  5. FranK's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by FranK
    All great writers have their critics.....

    The brilliant and provocative "yardwork" upon which all my energy was derived to produce "Yardwork part 2" seems to have recieved no comment whatsoever. And please don't read sex into my efforts . "Yardwork Part 3" could be, er COMING soon.
  6. heftysmokes's Avatar
    Get off the crackpipe, Frank.
  7. EGQ's Avatar
    Isn't this exactly how Gacey got started?
  8. ashauler's Avatar
    I was thinkin' Jeffery, but John works too.
  9. FranK's Avatar
    Every good boy deserves fun
    Every good boy deserves fun
    Every good boy deserves fun
    I will smite my enemies
  10. ggiese's Avatar
    frank - don't be a farkwad...
  11. ashauler's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by FranK
    Every good boy deserves fun
    Every good boy deserves fun
    Every good boy deserves fun
    I will smite my enemies
    So, are you playin' piano or is the tune just in your head?
  12. FranK's Avatar
    By the way moron, the tag should read SERIAL not CEREAL. Either way I'm sure you are not COMPLETLY retarded.