3 tough mice!

3 mice are sitting around a table drinking some whiskey and smoking a cigar!


The first mouse says, " When I see those poison pellets, I walk up, grind them into a fine powder with my heel and sniff a line like it was coke."

The second mouse says, "Ya well, when I see a mouse trap, I walk over, take the cheese, and as the bar comes slamming down on me, I catch it and do 10 reps like a bench press."

The third mouse gets up from the table and puts on his leather jacket as he starts walking towards the door.

The other two mice say, "Hey, where do you think you're going?"


The third mouse says "I'm going to fuck the cat"


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