A little test.

A guy was at a bar trading war stories with his buddy. "Did I ever tell you what my in-laws did to me?", he asked.

"No.", said his buddy, "What did they do?"

So he starts, "I had been engaged for almost a year. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She put the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred . . . then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom. I stood there for a minute and decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door . . .
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test."

His buddy stared in disbelief and said, "Whoa! Did you ever tell your wife what her parents did?"

"Nope!", he said. "And I didn't tell her parents I kept my condoms in the glove box either!"

:smiley36: A riot!