I'm bored. Finish the previous sentence and start another one.
I was working the door at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns on a boring Wednesday Morning, when all of a sudden.......
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I'm bored. Finish the previous sentence and start another one.
I was working the door at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns on a boring Wednesday Morning, when all of a sudden.......
......a naked woman walks through the door in 3" heels with a poodle under one arm, and a 2 foot salami under the other, when the bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked woman says.......
"No, but the poodle wouldn't mind?". The bartender considered....
....switching the storyline all of a sudden. That's when I thought it best to pick a fight with........
...the poodle. Since it didn't look like...
someone who could read rules....Quote:
Originally Posted by mail man
On an unrelated cigar board, some guy started a never ending sentance thread and...
was thoroughly amazed at how hard it appeared to be. Shaking his head he decided to......
.....reiterate the fact that this isn't a never-ending sentence thread, but a never-ending story thread. Now, with that out of the way...........Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
the thread startin' poodle lovin' user decided to log in at murselovers.com and start the same thread there. Unfortunately, the owner of that board,Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
was tangled in a blissful post-coital sleep with Buzz. Luckily, less than five miles away,Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
the bell on the end of the leash rang, awakening the murse-board moderator on duty. As he made his way to the keyboard.....Quote:
Originally Posted by heftysmokes
the phone rang and MurseBoard user Denver23 was on the line. He said,"Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
I promise, my check for lifetime membership is in the mail"Quote:
Originally Posted by denver24
Meanwhile, murselover.com antagonist badwhale was busy...
filling out his application for security at the whorehouse my Aunt Ethel owns. Some of the questions were......Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
designed to trip him up, such as "have you ever tried sugar, or PCP?" Badwhale was very eager to enter into the security biz at the whorehouse because...Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
at least he'd be close to someone that's getting laid. As a matter of fact,......Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
the naked chick with the poodle was gettin' it on merely 4 feet away on a dilapidated leopard fur love seat. Suddenly, buzz burst in, murse and all screaming, "Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
...I don't know if I want to get involved with this, but I suppose I'll have to now! He threw his murse across the room, and...
Hit Aunt Ethel square in the jaw...
and landing in the lobster tank by the door. Yes, indeed, there has been a lobster tank by the door ever since....Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy