Quick 10 Question Cigar Survey

Let me introduce myself for those who are not aware of me. My name is Keifer Hickey, I'm from Northern Virginia just outside of our nations capital. I'm currently a second semester junior at college. I am in the early stages of starting a tobacconist/ cigar lounge. This is a little survey to get an idea of what we all, as consumers, like. If you have any questions regarding ANYTHING just PM me.
Thank you for taking the time to complete the survey, here is the link:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/PH8KNH8

If you have any trouble with the link please do not hesitate to let me know.

Yes
Single Malt
Maybe
Porcupine
More
Above average
Yes
Slow and Steady
No
Two

Thanks for the contest!

Did I win?

Sometimes I poop too much then I get tired

10 questions just aren't enough to characterize anything related to cigars. I did review those questions, but some really important questions were missing.

11. What do you think about when you taste a sudden flavor change?

12. If your wife told you that your child had to go to the hospital after you had been smoking a cigar for only 4 minutes, would you inquire as to whether it could wait about an hour or would you smoke it on the way or would you put it out and rush your poor child to the emergency room? Would you feel different if it were your wife instead of your child?

13. What is the most frustrating thing about smoking cigars?

14. Have you ever laughed suddenly while drawing on a cigar and snorted smoke up into your sinuses? Did you drop the cigar?

15. Do you use any kind of matrix to track your cigar smoking? Are you IN the matrix? If you smoke a cigar in the matrix, is it just as good as if you smoked it in the real world?

Maybe that's why so many things taste like chicken?

ETA: "You take chicken for example, maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything."

Although the Matrix is advanced I doubt it could replicate all the subtle and ultra subtle flavors on the wheel-o-cigars

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Originally Posted by kevin7

Sometimes I poop too much then I get tired

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I'm just going to be honest, this really cracked me up.

Why can't people just smoke a cigar and enjoy it? If I thought about smoking this much, I'd never light it.


Oh, and ">" is a greater-than sign. "<" means less-than. It's not interchangeable and left to interpretation.


But they don't teach you that until your senior year in college.