Well, well, well, I have had my eye on you for some time now and have determined that you deserve a visit from the evil Santa. What do you like? You just might get something special for your stocking this year.
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Well, well, well, I have had my eye on you for some time now and have determined that you deserve a visit from the evil Santa. What do you like? You just might get something special for your stocking this year.
Oh -
I like easy, slutty women who dress up nice but get undressed fast.
Strong booze,
and full flavored cigars.
So, Santa has overindulged this year and will be unable to make it down your chimney, so he will have to send you your gift through the always reliable USPS.
Wow - santa you are one generous man. Great sticks and a super cool present - I know I wasn't this good this year - Thanks Bro!