The birds and the bees.

A father is talking to his virgin son who will be married the next month. He is concerned about the nuptuals as he has no experience. The father say's, "Don't worry son, there's a tree out in the woods here with a knot hole. You can practice on that."

The wedding day comes and pretty soon it's the wedding night. His new wife lay in bed expectantly. "Do you know what to do darling?", she asks him. "Oh, yes!" he exclaims as he jumps out of bed. He proceeds to grab a stick and poke at her. "What are you doing!", she screeches.

He say's, "Checking for bees!"

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