HO HO HO, hex1848

With oil prices being what they are today, I had to burn a bunch of these grubby childrens' letters to stay warm. I figured the closer to the equator they came from, the hotter they would burn. I'm making some hot cocoa over your letter as we speak. I probably should have read it first.

So what interests does the man who has it all have(and by "all" I mean all of these fine BOTLs here)? Any particular cigars you fancy(none of those Torano dog rockets count). Beer? Rum(of course you like rum)? Books? Movies? Music?

You're originally from Brooklyn correct?

Come warm my lap up and tell good 'ole St. Nick what floats your boat. If you don't come up with some good answers, I'll just have to send you a box of "It's A Girl" smokes.

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With oil prices being what they are today, I had to burn a bunch of these grubby childrens' letters to stay warm. I figured the closer to the equator they came from, the hotter they would burn. I'm making some hot cocoa over your letter as we speak. I probably should have read it first.

So what interests does the man who has it all have(and by "all" I mean all of these fine BOTLs here)? Any particular cigars you fancy(none of those Torano dog rockets count). Beer? Rum(of course you like rum)? Books? Movies? Music?

You're originally from Brooklyn correct?

Come warm my lap up and tell good 'ole St. Nick what floats your boat. If you don't come up with some good answers, I'll just have to send you a box of "It's A Girl" smokes.

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Hmm... a FOG we have here... interesting.

I enjoy anything in the Rocky Patel line, Fuentes, Torano Dog Rockets, suprises! I fancy a nice Scotch and of course a good Rum. I like al sorts of music. Lately I've been into some Jam Bands and Bluegrass.

Let me know if you need a good source for those It's a girl cigars, I know people. :smiley2:

I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake...

You still playing guitar these days? I noticed that you like Rage, Smashing Pumpkins, Ben Harper and Moe. I think I can lay down some sweet tracks to get them feet movin'. You a fan of MP3's or are you still on CD's. I would imagine a programmer would use MP3's, but you never know...

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I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake...

You still playing guitar these days? I noticed that you like Rage, Smashing Pumpkins, Ben Harper and Moe. I think I can lay down some sweet tracks to get them feet movin'. You a fan of MP3's or are you still on CD's. I would imagine a programmer would use MP3's, but you never know...

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I've been listening to a lot of Moe. and Yonder Mountain String Band lately. You can't go wrong with the Grateful Dead either.

What's this CD thing you speak of? Will it play on my iPod? :smiley36:

How open are you to new music? And I don't mean the new crappy bands that are coming out these days. I swear if I hear anything by Maroon 5 again I'll have to choke another elf.

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How open are you to new music? And I don't mean the new crappy bands that are coming out these days. I swear if I hear anything by Maroon 5 again I'll have to choke another elf.

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I'm open to listening to new stuff for sure!

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I'm open to listening to new stuff for sure!

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Excellent! You're a brave soul.

I have everything pretty much set up over here. Just have to do some finishing touches. Anything you want to add before I wrap this up?? Don't be shy if there's something you missed.

pole dancing strippers?

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The elves are all running around drunk for some reason. This might take a while to settle 'em down. I may actually have to do some "work" this year. Why the hell am I paying for them to go to AA!? AND WHERE ARE MY PORNOS!!! fucking elves.

Ho Ho Oh, I forgot to mention...Mrs. Claus is a little bi-curious, so when I was trying to wrap the pole dancers...well...let's just say it's lonely on the couch.:smiley19:

Holy shit Santa! After 30 minutes of unwrapping things, all I can say is Thank you! The empty canister of my favorite scotch (I actually have 2 bottles in the cabinet) was hilarious! And what’s with that little S&M reindeer? LOL

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Holy shit Santa! After 30 minutes of unwrapping things, all I can say is Thank you! The empty canister of my favorite scotch (I actually have 2 bottles in the cabinet) was hilarious!

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It seems like it's the elves favorite too. Damn elves...:smiley26:

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And what’s with that little S&M reindeer? LOL

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That's a sculpture of Prancer's son; He's the co-star of a donkey show.

I don't even know where to start.. I think I might try that Liberty tonight :-)

I've been curious about it for a while now...

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Thanks again brother!

(now to check IP's to see who this is... :smiley36: j/k)

Do I need to check out that memory stick? Make sure the elves didn't plant any viruses? :smiley36:

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Do I need to check out that memory stick? Make sure the elves didn't plant any viruses? :smiley36:

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Knowing these elf deviants, I'd think it's most likely loaded with porn.

You have some funny elves Mr Santa.... I got home late last night and didn't notice the package on my front door till this morning. I knew what it was before I even got it opened...

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Cheers!

3 bottles are better then 2! Drink up and have a Merry Christmas!

Ohh don't you worry... that's my favorite scotch.. it will not go to waste..

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... And what’s with that little S&M reindeer? LOL

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