MEGA Review V: Round 1 Results

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Well, Round 1 of MEGA Review V is in the books. The points have been totalled and the bribe money counted... and the winning team is...

The WHINY BITCHES! :smiley32:

Here is the breakdown:

Blowholes: Brand Country Price Points

kevin7 Padron Nicaragua $9.92 1023

badwhale La Aroma De Cuba Nicaragua $5.03 988

FightingFish Oliva Nicaragua $5.03 988

TheGreekTitan CAO Nicaragua $4.93 978

Paddy Alec Bradley Honduras $6.47 882

VancouverMark La Flor Dominicana Dominican Republic $9.92 773

craig La Flor Dominicana Dominican Republic $10.14 751

Total 6383

Whiny Bitches: Brand Country Price Points

logan37 Rocky Patel Nicaragua $7.65 1250

heftysmokes Perdomo Nicaragua $6.47 1132

Mizicke5273 Rocky Patel Nicaragua $6.47 1132

Irish79 Rocky Patel Honduras $7.65 1000

prophetic_joe La Flor Dominicana Dominican Republic $7.65 1000

mrtr33 Perdomo Dominican Republic $6.47 882

Mangyrat Siboney Honduras $2.22 457

Total 6853

Everyone started with 1,000 points, then correct Brand guesses were awarded an additional 1,000 points, correct Country guesses were awarded an additional 250 points, and 1 point deductions were made for every penny off in the Price guess. The Whiny Bitches will now have a poll thread in their private forum for who from the Blowholes they will vote off. We will reveal the true identity of Felicia shorty (once I finish compiling all the reviews).

03-26-2012, 11:00 AM
badwhale

damn 'bitches...
03-26-2012, 11:17 AM
mrtr33

Whiney Bitches Rule!
03-26-2012, 11:19 AM
badwhale

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrtr33

Whiney Bitches Rule!

I beat your score.:smiley20:
03-26-2012, 11:26 AM
mrtr33

Oh yeah? Well.....I had equal or better score than almost half your team.

Besides, you don't know our strategy: the Jedi Mind Tricks, the Backson, etc.....
03-26-2012, 02:08 PM
logan37

BAM!! Eat it blowholes.
03-26-2012, 04:23 PM
Mangyrat

I'm in last place :smiley36:
03-26-2012, 06:56 PM
Irish79

It's alright Mangy, you're nipping @ Craig's heels
03-26-2012, 08:06 PM
prophetic_joe

YAY! Looks like I know my costs at least.
03-26-2012, 10:15 PM
buzz

Alright, the votes were cast and the results are:

3 votes for kevin7
4 votes for Paddy

I'm extremely sorry Paddy, but the Whiny Bitches have voted you off, they are an incredibly mean-spirited and hateful bunch. You will continue to submit your reviews like normal and can contribute to your team with thoughts, strategic ideas, etc. but your guesses will no longer count towards your team's total score for the remaining rounds. You will still want to try your best to make correct guesses for brand, country, and price though because your personal points will still count for the prize packs given at the end of MR5.

T-shirts will be made available soon in the cigarsmokers.com gift shop which will have Paddy's picture on the front and will read "The Whiny Bitches Got Me" on the back. Prices will be $19.95 and will be available in black or white.

We have just witnessed the cruel acts of a cruel team comprised of cruel members of a cruel forum in a cruel, cruel, world. :smiley6:

On the bright side, I just made my 2,000th post... epic. :smiley37:
03-26-2012, 10:41 PM
badwhale

Congrats on 78.5 meaningful posts.
03-27-2012, 01:16 AM
prophetic_joe

Quote:

Originally Posted by badwhale

Congrats on 78.5 meaningful posts.

I think you are giving him 5 posts too many which to be fair is still 20 more meaningful posts than me.

My condolences to Paddy I personally would have preferred to keep you and get rid of someone who was more of an asset to the Blowholes but I guess I was in the minority on that. HEHE!
03-27-2012, 06:58 AM
badwhale

Quote:

Originally Posted by prophetic_joe

I think you are giving him 5 posts too many which to be fair is still 20 more meaningful posts than me.

My condolences to Paddy I personally would have preferred to keep you and get rid of someone who was more of an asset to the Blowholes but I guess I was in the minority on that. HEHE!

We could all combine and form meaningful post voltron. That would get us up to about 131.:smiley1:
03-27-2012, 08:48 AM
Paddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by prophetic_joe

i think you are giving him 5 posts too many which to be fair is still 20 more meaningful posts than me.

My condolences to paddy i personally would have preferred to keep you and get rid of someone who was more of an asset to the blowholes but i guess i was in the minority on that. Hehe!

wow !!!!!
03-27-2012, 08:52 AM
ashauler

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paddy

wow !!!!!

All in good fun......this is a shit-hanging gold mine!!
03-27-2012, 09:26 AM
Paddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashauler

All in good fun......this is a shit-hanging gold mine!!

Fine...I'll just take my ball and go home !
I don't want to play with you shit-monkeys anyway! :smiley18:
03-27-2012, 09:57 AM
buzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by badwhale

Congrats on 78.5 meaningful posts.

Autographed hardcover books containing all 78.5 meaningful buzz posts will be available in the cigarsmokers.com gift shop for $39.99.

Yes, the recent test thread is included as well as the original test thread.
03-28-2012, 06:53 AM
Paddy

Fucking Bitches !!!!!! :smiley19:
I'm going to get you Mark !!!

Blowholes:	Brand	Country	Price	Points
kevin7	Padron	Nicaragua	$9.92	1023
badwhale	La Aroma De Cuba	Nicaragua	$5.03	988
FightingFish	Oliva	Nicaragua	$5.03	988
TheGreekTitan	CAO	Nicaragua	$4.93	978
Paddy	Alec Bradley	Honduras	$6.47	882
VancouverMark	La Flor Dominicana	Dominican Republic	$9.92	773
craig	La Flor Dominicana	Dominican Republic	$10.14	751
			Total	6383

Whiny Bitches:	Brand	Country	Price	Points
logan37	Rocky Patel	Nicaragua	$7.65	1250
heftysmokes	Perdomo	Nicaragua	$6.47	1132
Mizicke5273	Rocky Patel	Nicaragua	$6.47	1132
Irish79	Rocky Patel	Honduras	$7.65	1000
prophetic_joe	La Flor Dominicana	Dominican Republic	$7.65	1000
mrtr33	Perdomo	Dominican Republic	$6.47	882
Mangyrat	Siboney	Honduras	$2.22	457
			Total	6853