Hilarious Equus Review

A few weeks ago I stocked up my go-to humi and one of the cigars that made it to from the cabinet to the desktop was an Equus. I think I got this in a bomb from another board. As I usually do, I googled "equus cigar" to try to get an idea of what I might be smoking. I came up with a review from "Stogie Review" and decided to watch it. I've never laughed so hard when watching a review.

I still have the cigar here. It's a Robusto with the African Cameroon wrapper. It doesn't look as bad as the one reviewed. A couple of the folks who commented on the review said they thought the cigars were ok, but I don't know if I can get past this review. I am trying to decide whether I should stoke it up or toss it.

Anyway, you gotta see this!

http://www.stogiereview.com/03/08/20...imited-ligero/

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Originally Posted by Shelby07

A few weeks ago I stocked up my go-to humi and one of the cigars that made it to from the cabinet to the desktop was an Equus. I think I got this in a bomb from another board. As I usually do, I googled "equus cigar" to try to get an idea of what I might be smoking. I came up with a review from "Stogie Review" and decided to watch it. I've never laughed so hard when watching a review.

I still have the cigar here. It's a Robusto with the African Cameroon wrapper. It doesn't look as bad as the one reviewed. A couple of the folks who commented on the review said they thought the cigars were ok, but I don't know if I can get past this review. I am trying to decide whether I should stoke it up or toss it.

Anyway, you gotta see this!

http://www.stogiereview.com/03/08/20...imited-ligero/

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You always have to try it.:smiley11:


edit - that guy has a wicked cone head

54 inch ring gauge, huh?

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Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

You always have to try it.:smiley11:...

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I love the way I can always count on the guys here to watch my back!

Anyway, I smoked the damn thing. What a totally unremarkable cigar. There was absolutely NO taste, good or bad. I had a glass of water and the water overpowered the cigar. I tried like hell to get something... anything out of it. I pulled 3 or 4 times per puff, blew smoke out of my mouth, out of my nose, out of my mouth and up my nose, hell, I even inhaled the damn thing. Nothing at all. I took the cigar and put it under my nose and inhaled... nothing... no aroma. If the ash didn't keep getting bigger I wouldn't have known it was even burning. The burn ring around the ash looked like brown paper burning... absolutely no oils showing around the ring.
I think if a macanudo sat out in the desert for 10 years then was rehumidified this is the cigar you'd get.

Sorry I didn't get sick on this thing. I know you are all disappointed.

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Originally Posted by Shelby07

I love the way I can always count on the guys here to watch my back!

Anyway, I smoked the damn thing. What a totally unremarkable cigar. There was absolutely NO taste, good or bad. I had a glass of water and the water overpowered the cigar. I tried like hell to get something... anything out of it. I pulled 3 or 4 times per puff, blew smoke out of my mouth, out of my nose, out of my mouth and up my nose, hell, I even inhaled the damn thing. Nothing at all. I took the cigar and put it under my nose and inhaled... nothing... no aroma. If the ash didn't keep getting bigger I wouldn't have known it was even burning. The burn ring around the ash looked like brown paper burning... absolutely no oils showing around the ring.
I think if a macanudo sat out in the desert for 10 years then was rehumidified this is the cigar you'd get.

Sorry I didn't get sick on this thing. I know you are all disappointed.

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LMFAO.....Nobody wants to see you get sick Mark!! That this cigar had LESS flavor that a macadoodle is funny......doesn't even qualify for a paper-bag rating. :smiley36::smiley36:

Well at least we are sure he knows what ass tastes like.:smiley20:

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Originally Posted by chefchris

54 inch ring gauge, huh?

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Don't give Oliva any more ideas...