Look what Santa caught, Bassfever
Well there little Bassfever let's not waste time here with all the formalities. First off you are way too big for you to be sitting on Santa's lap not to mention after all of the talk about Santa maybe liking the children a little too much I sort of had to change the practice, but I digress. Second, you and I both know there is no reason at all for me to ask if you have been naughty or not, I talked to your neighbors there little fella and they wanted me to let you know that you need some curtains.
Anyway Santa has a sleigh full of good and with the upswing of naughty kids these days I have no where to take them, not to mention Mrs. Claus has been riding my ass about cleaning out the garage, So todays your lucky day. You tell me what you like and promise not to do whatever it was you were doing with that kangaroo last week again and we'll see if we can make something happen.
