I pass by a small sports bar on my way home every day. I don't stop but I do enjoy reading the marquee messages. They usually change it after they close and so in their inebriated state of mind sometimes come up with some winners.
Like: "Waitress Kneaded"
or "Visualize Whirled Peas"
or "Your liver is evil and should be punished, Whip it here"
