Calling in sick

Won Hung Lo had worked for Toi Dong for a while and was generally a reliable worker. One day Won tried to call in sick.

Won said, "Toi, I feel bad today. Back hurt, legs hurt, and have headache. I think I stay home."

Toi said, "Won, I really need you today, so I'll tell you what you need to do. When I feel sick, I go and ask my wife for sex. That really picks me up and I'm able to go to work. Can you try that?"

"Sure!", said Won.

Later Won called back on his cell phone, "Wow Toi! I did exactly what you say and that work great! I be in to work after I take shower. Hey,Toi?"

"Yes Won.", Said Toi.

"Wow! You have a really nice bathroom Toi!"