Anyone play? I've never gambled in my life, i never have any luck. But lately I've played a few times with a buddy at work. So, any tips on picking numbers or how to WIN?:smiley17: lol
Anyone ever won big?
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Anyone play? I've never gambled in my life, i never have any luck. But lately I've played a few times with a buddy at work. So, any tips on picking numbers or how to WIN?:smiley17: lol
Anyone ever won big?
7$ motherfucker,I won 7$ . Dont hate me because I won big time. Hate because my dick is so big it has its own fan club
I know two people that hit a million on a quick pick that means here the US that the machine choose the person's number. If your meant to win you will win. Just don't go crazy limit yourself to few bucks a week and be done with it. I think your best chance of winning anything in life is producing positive Karma. What you give to the world , the world will give back to you. It may not be what you want but it will be what you need. :smiley31:
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Originally Posted by cinda
Keith
Cinda, I just have to ask...what's this Kama thing you're talking about? :smiley2: Is it related to a camel, like you check the camel's entrails to get the lotto numbers?Quote:
Originally Posted by cinda
The lotto is a waste of money. Period.
This article sums it up quite nicely. Bear in mind it is a satrical site but the math holds true.
If lottery tickets told the truth...
Statistically, playing the lottery is a fairly certain way not your investment back. It is guaranteed, however, that a winner will be picked and they won't be in the group without a ticket. It's a pretty cheap thrill if you keep under control.
I play a one dollar powerball ticket once a week, always the same numbers.
The most I've ever won was $300.00, but there's always that chance! :smiley5:
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Originally Posted by FactoredReality
I won $500 playing Keno one night after a long day at Heavenly. I'm up, and I plan to stay that way.
Great, there you go pissing on my retirement plan. That bastard from Nigeria has to come through now.Quote:
Originally Posted by FactoredReality
Ok make fun of old people that need glasses and spell check is not helping...that should bring some good karma your direction! :smiley36::smiley36::smiley36::smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by BigMacFU
Oh; well Karma isn't nearly as fun as divining from entrails. I'll stick with what you originally said.Quote:
Originally Posted by cinda
....you know the only time I ever even heard the word kama used in a sentence is from an Italian gentlemen that I dated long ago. He had this thick Italian accent and with his broken English he said to me once I kama so good......:smiley3:
Er, you do know that particular lottery has big problems? Big to-do about it in Ontario a couple weeks ago, all senior lottery and gaming officials have been sacked, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roham
Someone finally thought it was more than coincidence that a huge proportion of the winners were also people who had ticket machines in their stores :smiley24:.
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Originally Posted by ashauler
Haha this reminds me of an amusing anecdote. One of my professors once said, "My retirement plan is Smith and Wesson." Then he acted out sticking a gun in his mouth and shooting.
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Originally Posted by craig
That's right!! Crazy mother f%$#@'s! I did hear about that.