I've realized my depravity knows no boundaries

Today a friend of mine that I've known for many years posted on his Facebook profile about his "adventures" in dating people from Facebook. Yeah I know, I had to re-read it to make sure I was seeing what I saw. Just wait, the express elevator to Hell hasn't left the lobby yet.

Anyways, both he and I are former Marines and of course this leads to all kinds of hazing. There is a small group of us that have known each other for almost 10 years and they are like my family, so in reality this means it has a tendency to get rough. Really rough. Like we embarass steel workers rough.

Back to his "post". He's found out the hard way that she was a basket case, changed his phone number, banned her from his Facebook, and is even looking at a restraining order. And this is where the elevator begins its downward spiral.

So I decided to post a video link on my Facebook, referencing his current dilemma with the phrase, "You could be worse off. Like down in a hole in the basement of someone's house. It rubs the lotion on its skin ..... ".

Here's the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kii_7Nik7gA



And yes, I know I need help. 8 of the 10 voices in my head told me so.



Kris

You're a sick, sick man, Kris.

But I did laugh.