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So I've been checking out some of the posts because I got into a "cello/no cello" debate and I've found quite a few of you quoting me in your signatures. :smiley17:
All I can say is thanks. I've have a bad couple of days and this put a smile on my face, and definately makes me feel welcome. I guess I should re-start my "Words of Wit" database from back in '96.
-K
Seriously? I long for your posts with baited breath!!! You've definitely made a marked improvement in the color of my vocabulary! :smiley20:Quote:
Originally Posted by MarineOne
..."cockbaggery" is the BOMB!!! :smiley36:
I have no idea what you're talking about!
Funny's funny, man.
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"First time shame on them, second time shame on you, third time you're a fucking dumbass."
-MarineOne
Again, thanks. Like I said, its been a rough couple days and I'm glad the humor I've injected in coming back around when I need it.
So now all we need is another village idiot to post on here and I'll continue my rants ..... like the newest user "Temp".
I so hope we don't run low on villages.
Kris
Don't worry. There's a douchenozzle born every minute.
Will
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Originally Posted by badwhale
Now serving douchenozzle number 73 .... number 73, please step up to the customer service counter. Thank you.
Kris
So YOU are the source of "douchenozzle". I was wondering who added that colorful adjective to my vocabulary... :smiley36:Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
douchenozzle, cockbaggery... So much I owe this community! :smiley37:
:smiley9:Actually....Quote:
Originally Posted by ggiese
http://www.cigarsmokers.com/showpost...3&postcount=20
Must give credit, where credit's due!
Will
Wait, is that one mine as well? LMAO!!!
Well then in the famous words of Van Earl Wright ......
"And it goes DEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP .... over the wall in right field!!!"
http://www.cigarsnobs.com/forum/styl...lt/king-vi.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by MarineOne
That should be Furbee's avatar!
-K
Nah, I think it's in the right thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarineOne
I used douchenozzle the other day (road rage related incident) my wife nearly peed her pants... so we're both fans now ;)
I heard it the first time when Patton Oswalt called a heckler a douchenozzle on Werewolves & Lollipops, which btw, is a great comedy album. Far classier than douchebag.
I also enjoy Badwhale's skew on it...."douchecrank."
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Originally Posted by ashauler
I'm not worthy!!! I'm not worthy!!!
I should try to curb my profanity, but I think I would have better luck holding my breath until I passed out.
-K
Who referred to profanity? We don't need less, well we need less of some things, but profanity isn't one of them, imho. :smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by MarineOne