Thanks santa!!!!!!!!!!

Holy Fuck Santa!?!?!?!!??!!??!!

For being such a sloppy old drunk bastid (as CC would say), you really do know what people want for X-mas. That was over the top old fella. I must have been super good this year. Come to think of it, I kind of was...

Thanks for blowing me away with your blast of Christmas heaven!!!

Hohoho!! I just reached into my wrinkled old sack and pulled out the two biggest things I could find.

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Originally Posted by Secret Santa

"wrinkled old sack" "two biggest things I could find."

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Sounds like you're bad mouthing Miss Clause