I got a "pre-declined" credit card in the mail!
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
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I got a "pre-declined" credit card in the mail!
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
....a picture is now only worth 200 words.
...Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
...that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said, "What a coincidence! That's just what we were going to ask you!"
...my ATM charged me $3.00 and gave me an IOU! :smiley7:
...Hot Wheels stock is now trading higher than GM.
...that instead of a coin toss at the beginning of this years Super Bowl, they are going to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
lol Funny only cause it's probably trueQuote:
Originally Posted by ggiese
Oh - we were supposed to put funny stuff in this thread? I thought we were talking about things we've observed. :smiley3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Roham
Now That's funny !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ggiese
EdgeMan's lost his edge!!! He drops a coupla funny lines in this thread and runs!!! :smiley3:
I think it's those girly glasses he's wearing... :smiley2:
...I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
...if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask them if they meant you or them.
...the highest paying job in town is jury duty.
...I saw a polygamist with only one wife
...wives are now having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.
...a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
...movie stars are now adopting children from America.
...7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure
...Angelina Jolie was forced to adopt a highway instead of a child.