New Special Forces Unit...

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These specially selected North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri,
Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee young men will be dropped into
Iraq and will be given the following facts about the Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK!

Get her done!!!!

hilarious!

Lmao

What about SOUTH Carolina, CockyHooskins country? Or Louisiana, Triple_D land?

I mean c'mon the reddest of the rednecks are from South Carolina and the Bayou :smiley36:

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Originally Posted by ggiese

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These specially selected North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri,
Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee young men will be dropped into
Iraq and will be given the following facts about the Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK!

Get her done!!!!

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With comments like that about us Southern Boys I think George is no longer hump my leg. :smiley38: Damn Yankees!!! :smiley36:

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Originally Posted by cigarsarge

With comments like that about us Southern Boys I think George is no longer hump my leg. :smiley38: Damn Yankees!!! :smiley36:

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I'm just sayin'....

Ken, if you read the thread - the Yankees have been over there for how long now?? And what's been done??? Send some southern boys in there and they'll have that mess cleared up in a week is what I'm sayin'.

'Sides - do you really think those boys would be motivated if they were told the terrorists had something to do with Jeff Gordon's demise??? :smiley34:

GET HER DONE!!! :smiley20:

'Sides - do you really think those boys would be motivated if they were told the terrorists had something to do with Jeff Gordon's demise??? :smiley34:

GET HER DONE!!! :smiley20:[/QUOTE]


Ain't Jeff Gordon a queer?? Us Southern boys can't stand that kind of nonsence. :smiley3: Now Earnhart is a different story. He ranks right up there with Jerry Lawler. :smiley36:

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Originally Posted by cigarsarge

'Sides - do you really think those boys would be motivated if they were told the terrorists had something to do with Jeff Gordon's demise??? :smiley34:

GET HER DONE!!! :smiley20:

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Ain't Jeff Gordon a queer?? Us Southern boys can't stand that kind of nonsence. :smiley3: Now Earnhart is a different story. He ranks right up there with Jerry Lawler. :smiley36:[/QUOTE]


That's what I'm talking about... :smiley20:




BTW Sarge - that hurts... I'm a Gordon fan... :smiley17:

Those mother :smiley35: s killed Dale?!?!?!?!?!?

:smiley38: KILL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't we just post FREE BEER signs at all army recruiting stations in redneck areas. Then we gather up the drunks off the floor, fly them over Iraq and give them only sixthings:

1)all the meth they can possibly use
2)a fifth of Jack Daniels
3)an M-16 with 1000 rounds of ammunition
4)a rusty knife
5)instructions that read "Iraqis hate Jesus! Get them while you can!
6)a parachute.

and drop them in trouble-infested areas in Iraq. The place will be terrorist free in 24 hours.

Or just people free in general..... :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36:

anyways....good one ggiese....two thumbs up! :smiley20: :smiley20: