Roger...Sanat needs a few words

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11-15-2011, 01:33 PM
Secret Santa

Roger...Sanat needs a few words

So Roger,
Santa knows you like cigars made at the Fuente factory, what's the matter Nicaraguan tobacco to spicy for you delicate palette?
Also I’ve been informed by one of my elves he spotted you sucking
On Dr. Graybow’s pipe ….Tisk, tisk that’s shameful. I suppose Santa needs to live and let live. By the way what where you smoking in that pipe? Santa’s noise in all stuffed up from all the perico he’s been snorting, I can’t tell if it’s an English, VaPer or aromatic.
Aaahh, maybe I’ll just send you a big box of Schweddy Balls.
11-16-2011, 01:30 AM
Roger

Well there Santa, I think you noticed that vapors are hard to tell about.. But all kinds of vapors come out of my pipe... Just about any tobacco I like, but I seem to prefer the ones laced with different varieties of rum and wiskey. As far as sticks are concerned maduros are my favorites. Fuente... Pepin garcia... Cao are indeed some of my favs. Hope that gets the ideas flowing. Roger.

PS.... Sweaty balls get stuck in the pipe and they always go out.
11-16-2011, 12:57 PM
ggiese

Who's "sanat".

Ohhh... Roger needs Xanax!

Wait - Roger need Xanax?!?

Roger - you not telling us something?
11-16-2011, 01:04 PM
mrtr33

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggiese

Who's "sanat".

Ohhh... Roger needs Xanax!

Wait - Roger need Xanax?!?

Roger - you not telling us something?

Maybe the OP meant to transpose the 'n' and the 't' in the above - and not the second 'a' and the 't' as we were expecting. Knowing Roger, and his occupation, this post has evolved from being humorous to hilarious.
11-16-2011, 04:16 PM
Paddy

If I'm not mistaken, sanat is a cross between Satan & Santa.
11-16-2011, 05:21 PM
cinda

Santa.....come closer. OK OK not that close....now this is a secret so do not let Roger know I told you but...he been eying buzz's man purse. I think that would be a gift that just would keep on giving....us lots of material if you know what I mean...:smiley36:
11-16-2011, 05:47 PM
kevin7

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q...antyClause.jpg
11-16-2011, 06:36 PM
buzz

Sorry Roger you can't have my murse, I'm already sending it to my SS kid.

Uh oh... perhaps Roger is my kid? :smiley3:
11-18-2011, 01:11 PM
Roger

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzz

Sorry Roger you can't have my murse, I'm already sending it to my SS kid.

Uh oh... perhaps Roger is my kid? :smiley3:

Awwwww, and here I thought you wanted to murse me back to health again. LOL.
11-19-2011, 03:36 PM
Paddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roger

Awwwww, and here I thought you wanted to murse me back to health again. LOL.

After you murse him back to health you can smoke some VaPer and produce vapor. :smiley36:
12-12-2011, 11:32 PM
Roger

Holy moly Santa you truly did yourself proud! What an awesome awesome gift! That is worth many hours of smoking pleasure! Wow wow wow! Thank you for making my Christmas extra special! Roger.
12-13-2011, 05:15 AM
Paddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roger

Holy moly Santa you truly did yourself proud! What an awesome awesome gift! That is worth many hours of smoking pleasure! Wow wow wow! Thank you for making my Christmas extra special! Roger.

Enjoy it in good health my brother :smiley20: