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Why settle for wimpy wimpy wimpy, when you can have heftysmokes?!
I hear you're a fan of good cigars, cold beer, and big-ass TV's. The elves are telling me you don't deserve a big tv just to show off your ass this year, so we're back to a blank slate. So tell Santa what else you enjoy beyond making fun of anyone who steps out of line...
Hey Santa, sorry I missed this...I like beer, rum, small vitola cigars, small-college sports, coffee, tater-tots, golf, the Green Bay Packers, and boobs. Really, anything is good (as long as you include the tater-tots and boobs)
I'm just gonna leave this here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0D5OWfdyTk
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Santa...Thank you so much for the package. I'm overwhelmed by your generosity and when I opened my package I feel like I opened a door to the French Quarter. Now if I can only get the old lady to show me her goods for some plastic beads!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the kitchen for some cafe au lait and a plate of beignets!
Nice!! I'm not into coffee, but when I do drink it I bust out my private can of cafe du monde. :smiley20:Quote:
Originally Posted by heftysmokes
Was one of the tougher boxes I've ever had to put together... having just sent you what I thought would be a "surprise" Christmas gift as part of the PIF... I was up a creek on this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by heftysmokes