OK...I hope I don't get too wordy....
How would you llke it if every cigar you lit up regardless of brand tasted the way you describe your last 1/3 tatses but from beginning to end?
Let me tell you, because it happens to me and there can be many reasons. One or more may apply to you.
First some of the obvious as others may have already pointed out.
1. - Crappy cigars - You get what you pay for.
2. - You simply don't REALLY like what you're buying. Try a few other brands.
3. - You may be smoking stuff that's too strong for your palate. Try lighter bodied cigars. OR are you smoking small cigars under a 47 ring size? I don't care what anybody says, small cigars burn hotter. Try a bigger cigar. Robustos if you like them short, or go for toros or churchills, etc.
4. - You're smoking too fast. This will heat up the cigar making it harsh. - Try slowing down. Allow more time between puffs. At least a minute. Two would be better.
5. - Weather conditions. Temp, humidity, etc can all affect how a cigar smokes. High humidity will make a cigar burn hotter, tighter.
NOW...some of the really BIZARRE reasons... :smiley29:
6. Hydration, and I owe this to Cocky Hoskins who isn't around anymore it seems :smiley19: God I miss him. He was so nice. Always helpful. Supportive. He was just such a gentleman. I'll never forget the time I was down and out. The bank repo'ed my Lamborghini, my wife had just left me and my kids had disowned me. They said I was a terrible father and they couldn't stand the drinking and the strange people I would bring home at all hours of the night. There was this guy I met from the circus once and he had an enormous horse's ......oh....sorry.....I'm off the subject! Where was I? Hydration! Yes, hydration.
If you don't drink enough water and it must be WATER during the day you become DEhydrated and it will affect the tissues in your mouth. Smoking dries out your mouth so it needs a lot of help in the water area. Being dehydrated will cause a cigar to taste harsh, hot or bitter. Also, try to drink something while your smoking. Of course WATER is best.
Alcohol, coffee, tea, sports drinks, energy drinks and soda will dehydrate you since your body uses water to get rid of them
7. What you eat will affect how your cigars taste. That's way to much of a variable to go on about. You'll find out for yourself as you go along. It differs from person to person.
8. Emotional state - Really. Your mood will affect how your cigar tastes. Are you relaxed? Or are you uptight about something? The more you can relax, the more you'll enjoy the cigar.
9. Stop screwing your brains out. Sex is absolutely fantastic, but too much alters your body chemistry and can affect you overall. See number 8. (no no...sex WINDS YOU UP big time!) OK guys, lets keep it down.
10. Are you diabetic? I am and this ties into number 6 (hydration) BIG time.
Well, there you have it. My top ten suggestions about enjoying cigars. DAMN!
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