A young business man finds himself at a formal company party drinking, dancing, and having a good time with his collegues. After about his 6th beer he feels a little rumbling in his stomach and knows he needs to take a shit quick. He runs with fervor to the mens bathroom where the one stall happens to be out of order. He is so deseperate that he runs over to the womens restroom where he is screamed at, hit, and thrown out. That's when he spies a backroom unoccupied. He goes back to the empty room quickly removes his drawers and lets it go. Just as he is squeezing off the last drop 5 of coworkers start back to that room. He quickly pulls up his pants and throws his top hat over the pile of shit. His coworkers arrive to ask "what is it that you have underneath the hat"? Panicked he states, " I have just caught the fastest bird you have ever laid your eyes on". His coworkers curious are dying to see the bird. So the young business man states to one coworkers (a guy that stole his ex last year) "I want you to get ready in a crouched position". "I will count to three and on 3 you jump and grab the bird as I lift the hat. So he complies. "1", "2", "3"...his coworker jumps as he lifts the hat getting a faceful. The young business man smiles and states, " I told you that bird was fast he done shit on you and gone."
