When you want to call in sick, tell them you are suffering from RECTAL MYOPIA.
It's where you just can't see your ass coming into work today. :smiley36:
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When you want to call in sick, tell them you are suffering from RECTAL MYOPIA.
It's where you just can't see your ass coming into work today. :smiley36:
I called in and said I was handcuffed to the bed again once.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome is something good to use... unless you are like me and really have and some days you live life one flush at a time...
hummmmmm I would of thought you would have been doing the cuffing......:smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber
Funny "stuff". I heard the same joke before, but the medical term was suffering from ANAL GLAUCOMA...:smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenyth
I just call in drunk.:smiley37:
I think your term was the one I heard also. I couldn't remember exactly what it was due to my Cranial-anal Inversion, so I created my own word for it. :smiley2:Quote:
Originally Posted by slcraiders
Speaking of things anal. Do you know the difference between a brown noser and a shit head?
It's depth perception! :smiley36:
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Cranial-anal Inversion
I call that cranio-rectal insertion syndrome
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Originally Posted by bigtoys
One of the favorite terms around here for it is :smiley51: .