A friend sent me this link. Most of these are pretty funny:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
:smiley36:
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A friend sent me this link. Most of these are pretty funny:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
:smiley36:
I submitted a couple of my own. Let's hear some reviews.
Out of fear that he would one day topple the third reich, Hitler had a young Chuck Norris sent to the gas chambers. Chuck survived by flexing throughout the entire gassing. He then walked right into Hitler's bunker and handed him a pistol which Hitler then used to shoot himself in the head.
Jimmy Hoffa once called Chuck Norris' mother a whore.
To prove that HE is in fact the greatest, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Muhammed Ali in the chest and called him a bitch.
What a great site. Really funny stuff. :smiley36: :smiley36:
Chuck Norris has had sex with every woman in the world just to say that he's had sex with your mother.
Chuck Norris was on FSN Best Damn Sports Show last night. They interviewed him about a few things and then brought out some of the "facts". He laughed his ass off at them and then gave a couple of his favs. Unscripted, he's looked pretty damn unpretentious and could laugh at himself. It was funny as hell watching him read some of that shit.
Figured he would eventually hear some.Quote:
Originally Posted by basil
He's a real fact about Chuck Norris: he's only like 5 1/2 feet tall. I had a buddy that was a black belt, and went to some thing that Chuck Norris was at. So he got a picture taken standing next to him, so you could tell how tall he actually was. What a shrimp.
A shrimp that could kick my ass :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteWidow