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As a Woman. I have no problem with people living their lives and finding themselves and all that crap but look at that photo, its just funny. I'm not sure if K-6 is the place for this guy, college, sure, but not with kids that young just starting to hit puberty.
Besides in the immortal words of Austin Powers.
She's a man....man.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/EDUCATION/02....ap/index.html
saw her/him/it on msnbc......not a good looking man or woman.....i hope he/she is happy and has a good life....
I think I just threw up a little bit, in my mouth. That is one ugly (new) woman.
Most of my elementary school teachers looked like that...
I wonder...
lol
I've made one teacher quit (yes she really did leave the class crying and tell the principal she quit) and then I made another teacher cry, that bitch pissed me off and crossed the line...
This poor sub man/woman/ugly person wouldn't stand a chance in hell.... :smiley10: :smiley36:
When I was in 8th grade, we ran out of substitute teachers. No sub in the state would agree to work at our school... Ah, those were the days...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kayakinboy
jeez. I thought Mr(s). Garrison was a cartoon. :smiley11:
We had this one substitute, an odd but nice lady. One sunday morning around 8 am my father and I were going to play golf and down the road comes Old Mrs. Dove, driving her huge ass car popular in the late 80's smoking a cigar. She had to be in her late 70's. She would be in her 90's now. I'll see if she's around the invite her to the official CP herf.
Anyway.
The way we tormented her was to super glue coins to the floor and watch her try to pick them up. She fell for it every time.
Hey man, I'll see you in Hell, cause that's the meanest shit I've ever heard!!! :smiley36: :smiley20:Quote:
Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
Whoa. Your Karma is so fucked up. :smiley3:Quote:
Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
My sixth grade teacher was named Mr. Learner. He was a short stocky man with a bald head, and he was going though a ruff time that year. He spent most of the day in the back of the room making paper Moshe puppets and eating Tums while we were instructed to read a chapter in a book and answer the questions in silence. Anyhow one day when he was a little more social I said Mr Learner I have a test for you.:smiley7: I took a quarter and I drew five circles on a white piece of paper. Each circle was close together. I then handed him the quarter. I said the trick here is to see how coordinated you are. What you need to do is place all five fingers of your right hand in each of the circles I have drawn on the paper here. Then with you left hand squeeze the quarter tight between your thumb and pointer finger. Now this is the hard part, you must spell your name back wards while running the quarter down your face from your four head to your chin. You must do this four times in equal proportion over your face, not letting your fingers leave the circles. So Mr Learner very intrigued and knowing this is one thing he could do with ease embarks on the childish trick. The whole class watched as he began the task. But what he did not know is that the rim of the quarter was full of lead from the pencil and he was making four black lines down his face in equally per potion I might add. The whole class was roaring with laughter. He lefted not long after that not sure what got the best of him.
thats exactly what I was thinking...Quote:
Originally Posted by basil
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You know...I am a pretty easy-going guy and I like to think that I am pretty open-minded. HOWEVER, there ought to be a rule or something that says, "you cannot have a sex change if you are butt-ugly; if you have to ask if you are butt-ugly, then you ARE butt-ugly enough NOT to qualify for a sex change."
I mean you should have to look at least as good as the ugliest person you know; that he-she looks like some kind of mutant! I mean my dad, who is a cross-dresser, looks better than that, errr....., did I say my DAD??....heh, heh, I meant my uncle on my Mom's third cousin's side..., errr...., actually, never mind, he doesn't look better on second thought.
(grin):smiley9: